talked to someone (who was it?) Bout' an hour ago, it was a coworker.
ate food (what was it?) Bout an hour ago, it was lavosh (a large, armenian cracker with various toppings and havrati cheese; kinda like a thin thin crust pizza.
cooked food: this afternoon.
went to the bathroom (1 or 2 ) right after work, and 2
recieved an email (who was it from?) yesterday, from my brother (i'm assuming we don't count spam here.
wrote an e-mail (who was it to?) Yesterday, a reply to my brother.
watched TV (what was it?) today, at work, the simpsons.
laughed Today, while reading Penny Arcade.
played your instrument (what did you play?) Um...don't play.
cried: I'm a guy. I don't cry.
masturbated: This afternoon. We can't all have hottie girlfriends, alex
grounded by your parents (why?) I'm 23. It's been YEARS.
'played' outside This morning.
were in a fight (physical, or verbal) Um...I don't remember, actually. My fights are generally small.
experienced a death of someone close (who?) A while back when my grandpa died.
played a sport (what was it?) Does riding a bike count?
played a video game (what was it?) Diablo II, and this morning.
talked on the phone (to who?) This afternoon, to my manager.
PS: Answer your own damn questions.

You can't go around building a better world for people. Only people can build a better world for people. Otherwise it's just a cage.
--Terry Pratchett
When it's cold I'd like to die