First off, just about everytime I'm at a mall, WalMart, store, etc. someone comes up to me and says, "OMG! You look just like Natalie Portman!" That annoys me, because I look just like me, not her.
Then, I met her at some sort of acting camp that Cain's friend Darren went to. Darren told her that he had a friend who wanted to meet her, so he brought me and Cain along one day. Then, she started talking to my boyfriend about how his girlfriend looks just like her, so he might as well date the real thing. Then I was like, "I'm the real thing, heffa!"
"I wrote on my palm before I went to have it read to see if she would read that too."- Mitch Hedberg