Crappiest college essay question EVER

Neil · Post by **Neil** » 5/2/2003, 6:52 pm

If you could invite anybody from history (past or present) to dinner, answer the following:

1. who would you invite?
2. what would you serve for them?
3. what questions would you ask them?

starseed_10 · Post by **starseed_10** » 5/2/2003, 7:00 pm

Neil · Post by **Neil** » 5/2/2003, 7:00 pm

ummm yeah.......I kid u not

xoNoDoubt69 · Post by **xoNoDoubt69** » 5/2/2003, 7:02 pm

Dude i think i got that question i n Middle school

Susan · Post by **Susan** » 5/2/2003, 7:39 pm

Wow. I did that in 7th grade.

areusad831 · Post by **areusad831** » 5/2/2003, 7:41 pm

i would invite yoda to dinner. :nod:

Joey · Post by **Joey** » 5/2/2003, 7:43 pm

Kind of a fun question though .. to see what people would write .. I never got to meet either of my Grandpa's so I'd invite them to dinner :nod:

xoNoDoubt69 · Post by **xoNoDoubt69** » 5/2/2003, 7:45 pm

I'd pick my grandpop(my dad's dad)..He died a few months before i was born

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 5/2/2003, 7:46 pm

I'd want to invite some profound thinker.

Or maybe Jesus. Find out what he was really up to. :lol:

Joey · Post by **Joey** » 5/2/2003, 7:46 pm

My Grandpa's died before I was born too

emily · Post by **emily** » 5/2/2003, 8:21 pm

I'd invite Socrates or maybe Lao Tsu if I had a translator.

thirdhour · Post by **thirdhour** » 5/3/2003, 1:53 am

jesus

......or budda

Dabekk · Post by **Dabekk** » 5/3/2003, 2:48 am

what class is that for?

luckyJQ9 · Post by **luckyJQ9** » 5/3/2003, 2:03 pm

holy bill and ted's excellent adventure, batman!

Furious George · Post by **Furious George** » 5/3/2003, 7:09 pm

Yeah, I'd invite either Jesus, Buddha, Lau Tzu, Einstein, Leonardo da Vinci, Socrates, or any other great philosopher/thinkers that I can't think of.

thirdhour · Post by **thirdhour** » 5/3/2003, 7:10 pm

^hehehe

what the...? :freak:

Narbus · Post by **Narbus** » 5/4/2003, 10:22 pm

1. Helen of Troy.
2. Aphrodisiacs.
3. "Do you wanna, you know...ride my chariot?"

~fin

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 5/5/2003, 3:42 pm

1. Nietzsche!

2. Umm... wouldn't serve good ol' Friedrich anything since he'd probably get horrendously sick and not be able to talk.

3. I'd just let him talk, he'd probably reduce me to a small puddle of mental goo, but it'd be interesting as hell.

Narbus · Post by **Narbus** » 5/5/2003, 11:41 pm

NEW ONE!

1. Napolean
2. Well, actually, he's a zombie, so it doesn't really matter. He'll be trying to eat my brains.
3. "Would you please not eat my brains?"