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starvingeyes · Post by **starvingeyes** » 4/21/2003, 3:10 am

really wierd, really good movie starring maggie gyllenhaal and james spader.

i recommend this one as well as several old horror titles, such as

the bees!
three on a meathook
scream of the demon lover
virgin among the living dead

and my favorite

poor white trash II. also see

mafia vs ninja

enjoy.

Sufjan Stevens · Post by **Sufjan Stevens** » 4/21/2003, 8:32 am

That movie is messed up, let me tell you. But there's nothing better than how commercials try to play it off as this sweet romantic comedy. It's like saying Requiem for a Dream is an action comedy. Whatever though.

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 4/21/2003, 9:14 am

Isn't this like an S&M film?

lora · Post by **lora** » 4/21/2003, 10:36 am

from what i was reading, yes.

Sufjan Stevens · Post by **Sufjan Stevens** » 4/21/2003, 11:00 am

It's revolving around that idea, but it's not like a porm movie, obviously. Unfortunetely, Maggie won't be in those kind of movies for another 6 years. I guess I have to wait....

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 4/21/2003, 11:16 am

yes. it is.
my film prof said we should watch it
but I'm starting to realize that he is a sick and perverted old man
who likes to talk about sexual urges in children.

Prof: so, what do you think this scene is about?
class: hmm...
prof: well, it's definitely about sex. didn't you see the face on that child? he obviously wanted to have sex with his mother.
class: :wtf:

sandsleeper · Post by **sandsleeper** » 4/21/2003, 11:27 am

gotta love the freudians.

last year my english teacher taught us all what cinderella is really about. let's just say the step sisters' "feet" were bleeding when they tried the glass slipper on for more than the obvious reasons... :freak:

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 4/21/2003, 3:43 pm

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Corey · Post by **Corey** » 4/21/2003, 5:09 pm

8mm was twisted along these lines also

finding emo · Post by **finding emo** » 4/21/2003, 5:21 pm

sandsleeper wrote:gotta love the freudians.

last year my english teacher taught us all what cinderella is really about. let's just say the step sisters' "feet" were bleeding when they tried the glass slipper on for more than the obvious reasons...

I learned the same thing for little red RIDING hood and the wolf who wanted to eat her... red's the color of passion afterall.

starvingeyes · Post by **starvingeyes** » 4/22/2003, 12:50 pm

it was a sweet, romantic comedy. kind of.

i dunno about you but i thought some of that shit was pretty funny. like when she puts that worm in an envelope and he's got that red pen on that like, gold leaf, in his drawer, and then he circles the worm with it really, really vehemetly. damn. that was good shit.

bort8 · Post by **bort8** » 5/22/2003, 5:27 pm

i really wanted to like secretary, but i thought it was a bit overrated....maggie gyllenhall was quite good, though

and i saw someone mention 8mm, so i thought id just add that that movie was freakin awful

Neil · Post by **Neil** » 5/22/2003, 8:44 pm

Maggies uglier than sin itself...... :lol:

thats related to nothing

starvingeyes · Post by **starvingeyes** » 5/22/2003, 8:49 pm

them's strong words.. i mean, if you're using "ugly as sin" to describe a chick like maggie gyllenhaal, what do you have left over for rita macneil?

Neil · Post by **Neil** » 5/23/2003, 1:07 am

starving eyes wrote:them's strong words.. i mean, if you're using "ugly as sin" to describe a chick like maggie gyllenhaal, what do you have left over for rita macneil?

ummm.......not even remotely attractive when the beer goggles are on. Further note (not related) I have this "mug" that I use to drink keg beer outta (its rather large).
Anyways.......there was this rather ugly (i feel bad, but its true so I'll be honest) girl that used to work in the store I work at. So, a buddy of mine who works as a higher up got a picture of her using a still shot camera in the security room. He gave me a print of it.......and I have taped it to my "beer mug"
Point of this story..........I know I've drank enough beer when I look at her picture, and she even STARTS to look attractive :lol:

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