Odin wrote:No you shouldn't feel special, coz frankly we don't care. You can stop posting tomorrow and become a Christina Aguilera fan and we still won't care.
That was a jerk thing to say! Wasn't very nice at all!!!
then we'll tie you up to a flag pole and glue your hands to your butt. and cover you in red permanent marker, so people will see you.
!EMiLY!
sweet blasphemy my giving tree
it hasn't rained in years
i bring to you this sacrificial offering of virgin ears
leave it to me i remain free from all the comforts of home
and where that is i'm pleased as piss to say
i'll never really know
Wait... is this letter from Lando or the new guy? Because I don't even like the new guy.
!EMiLY!
sweet blasphemy my giving tree
it hasn't rained in years
i bring to you this sacrificial offering of virgin ears
leave it to me i remain free from all the comforts of home
and where that is i'm pleased as piss to say
i'll never really know
Yeah for one thing i wouldnt waste my time writing to you whoever emily is, and as for the fact ya dont like me...hahah beleive me theres 2 here that i aint fond of already so dont be so full of yourself
they aren't serious duuude, it's the whole hazing thing that these newbies go through, but I'll punish em for ya... just try not to make enemies. They're only kidding
53 years ago when I took a trip to the woods up in northern Alberta, I came across an old wooden cabin, when hiking... Actually to be honest it was more like a shack then a cabin and it had this little cresent moon carving on the door. Anyway, I was running from the police at the same time because I stole one of their donuts off of their plate in a local Tim Hortons. So I decided it would be best for me to hide out in the shack for a while! Which was okay with me because it had everything I needed! A seat with a deep hole in the middle!!! and a moon shaped window to look out of!
So anyway after about a week of living there, I got kind of hungry and it was a really hot day outside and my shack started to stink really bad... So I decided to leave and find some food. I came across a squirrell burying his nuts! Okay, quiet down you sickos... Not THOOOSE nuts. Sheesh. So anyway I figured squirrel would make a good meal and I set up a trap to catch him. (I dug a 4 inch deep hole) and laid some twigs over top of it... For some reason the squirrel... We'll call him... squirrely man Jim, wouldn't go and stand on the twigs... So I decided to lure him with some nuts I had in my pants. Oh there you guys go again! They were in my pocket! I saved them from the last time I was at a football game!!! Anyway, I set down my nuts on the twigs and waited patiently for Squirrely man Jim to take the bait. So around at 11-teen o'clock, down from the tree comes squirrely man jim... He's looking around all cautiously while I watch him from my moon shaped window... Then, he slowly approached the twigs and *SNAP*, S-M Jim fell right into my 4 inch deep hole for about 2 seconds before he jumped right back out!! Puzzled by the failure of my trap... I tried to figure out what went wrong... I couldn't come up with any logical answer, so I decided to test the trap out myself. I put the twigs over the hole and started sprinting at it full speed! I hit the twigs, they snapped and my foot got caught in the hole as I flew forward and hit my head on the tree and was knocked out cold. When I awoke, I wasn't even bothered by the blood running down my face, nor did I feel the pain that my skull would normally feel after smashing into a large wooden object. I was so overjoyed because I knew my trap worked!!! However, realizing the squirrel was much more intelligent than any other foe I have ever faced, I decided to try a deeper hole...
I had no shovel and the ground was very solid, so digging a deeper hole wouldn't be easy... When, just then, I came up with an ingenius idea!!! To put twigs over the hole in my seat in the shack!!! So I collected some twigs and strategically placed them on the holy seat in my shack. I pulled out the last two nuts I had left in my pants and placed them on the twigs. Now it was time to wait... Before not too long, Squirrely man Jim climbed down his tree and stood up on his hind legs, sniffing the air. I, well hidden behind a tree noticed the wind picking up. If squirrely man jim didn't act soon, the wind could have closed the door to my shack or made him lose the scent of my nuts. Luckily, he caught a wiff of the nuts and made his way cautiously into my shack. When inside, he JUMPED up onto the set and the twigs snapped as he fell deep into the hole in my magical shack seat! Overjoyed I ran into the shack and reached into the seat to try and grab squirrely man jim out... However, when I looked down inside I noticed it was all liquid looking. "OH NO!" I cried, for fear that Squirrely man Jim had met his untimely demise by drowning... At the time, that was only my second concern because I was still starving! So, I reached deeper trying to find him and got stuck!!!
Needless to say, I found out why when it was hot outside why my shack smelled so bad and after probably 3 days of staying stuck head first in my holy seat, the donut cop found me and took me to my new home. The Institution for the Mentally Insane.
