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Postby Sufjan Stevens » 4/11/2003, 10:01 pm

I guess you do what you have to do. It's a shame you can't find a decent woman. I haven't had one worth showing off to my family in almost a year. I don't think my family ever met a girlfriend of mine, and I've had a good amount of girlfriends, so that's saying something.
I faced death. I went in with my arms swinging. But I heard my own breath and had to face that I'm still living. I'm still flesh. I hold on to awful feelings. I'm not dead... My chest still draws breath. I hold it. I'm buoyant. There's no end.
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Postby Bandalero » 4/11/2003, 10:07 pm

then i get this rep that i sleep around when i take what i get. :(

my parents like whoever i bring home, though it's rare that i do so. but the girls parents, that's another story, all the mom's like me, all the dad's kind of looked through me and made an assumption of what i wanted. :lol:
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let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.


Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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Postby Sufjan Stevens » 4/11/2003, 10:09 pm

Well how do you think they wound up with a daughter? The dad wanted to get the mom in the sack, and succeeded. He just forgot to pull out, and therefore, had a daughter. And now he sees you as a potential mistake maker for a grandchild, and he's probably scared to hell of it.
I faced death. I went in with my arms swinging. But I heard my own breath and had to face that I'm still living. I'm still flesh. I hold on to awful feelings. I'm not dead... My chest still draws breath. I hold it. I'm buoyant. There's no end.
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Postby Bandalero » 4/11/2003, 10:11 pm

:lol: true true.

and the mom's well they just assumed that i was the good kid in school, the superintendents son that never misbehaves and does his work and doesn't ever think about sex...ever. dam i was good, had the perfect front and everything. :D
Whenever death may surprise us,
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.


Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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Postby Sufjan Stevens » 4/11/2003, 10:13 pm

I am rather charismatic when it comes to girls I want and their parents. I can get them to love me, and I don't know why. I guess if you throw a few words that aren't monosyllabic, clean yourself up, and make a few jokes that they would appreciate, then you're so in with them.
I faced death. I went in with my arms swinging. But I heard my own breath and had to face that I'm still living. I'm still flesh. I hold on to awful feelings. I'm not dead... My chest still draws breath. I hold it. I'm buoyant. There's no end.
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Postby Bandalero » 4/11/2003, 10:15 pm

yeah dude, that works big time! :thumbs:
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if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.


Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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Postby 2+2=5 » 4/12/2003, 12:46 am

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Postby Dr. Hobo » 4/12/2003, 1:53 am

go fuck yourself.
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Postby dream in japanese » 4/12/2003, 11:44 am

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Postby emily » 4/12/2003, 2:59 pm

having one of my guyfriends wink at me.
!EMiLY!

sweet blasphemy my giving tree
it hasn't rained in years
i bring to you this sacrificial offering of virgin ears
leave it to me i remain free from all the comforts of home
and where that is i'm pleased as piss to say
i'll never really know
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Postby Axtech » 4/12/2003, 3:38 pm

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Postby emily » 4/12/2003, 5:41 pm

!EMiLY!

sweet blasphemy my giving tree
it hasn't rained in years
i bring to you this sacrificial offering of virgin ears
leave it to me i remain free from all the comforts of home
and where that is i'm pleased as piss to say
i'll never really know
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Postby lora » 4/12/2003, 7:38 pm

those amazing conversations with your best friend.
being with him.
reading a really good book.
jeff buckley.
matthew good.
customers who say "thank you" and you know they mean it.

that's all for now.
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Postby xoNoDoubt69 » 4/13/2003, 12:24 am

It makes me smile when i think bout how i've met so many people i admire

when people understand what i'm talking about
-Melissa

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