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emily
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Post by emily »

I think he's scratching his head... but she was the fat aunt on Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
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it hasn't rained in years
i bring to you this sacrificial offering of virgin ears
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Post by happening fish »

yeah she's not a very good host, she laughs too much...

oh man, I saw her try and take on Robin Williams once on that show. They should fire whoever decided to pit an untalented and unexperienced host against Williams. He is absolutely impossible to control anyway, and with her inexperience, he just went wild. I don't think she got a word in edgewise the whole time :freak:
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Post by Penguin Josh »

lets have a pants off party maybe it will chear me up
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Odin wrote:Should I agree on reno's rant about valedictorian?

I really have no idea. Look at the school system right now, I see it as a playground that promotes conformity. With kiddies who think they know a lot about politics and what not who gets elected for president or whatever in the school when most of the time these people don't really do much to the students. I'm speaking of my high school back in Vancouver, high school was a joke. Although if it wasn't for those years I wouldn't be who I am today, but gimmy a fucking break! Sure having a valedictorian is nice, but I would very much like to have our valedictorian decided by students instead of selected by the teachers, who just looks at the marks and see who's gets the best grades and/or participates the most in their bullshit extra curricular activities. The Valectorian speech was terrible, too moderate, too unoffending, too expected! Of course I didn't expect a Matt rant, but come on! "There are three architechs, when I asked one of them what he saw he said 'a piece of waste land', the other one said 'I see a house', the third one said 'I see a beautiful Grant Cathedral'". Blah fucking blah! Of course, I have absolutely no problem with that, if there wasn't the valedictorian, there wouldn't be the underdog in here ranting about it. If there wasn't Peter Keating, there wouldn't be Howard Roark. Probably if there wasn't Nickelback, we won't have Matthew Good.

And I wish all those Ayn Rand groupies who say "objectivism is my philosophy". I don't even agree that objectivism is a philosophy.

My friends, so what if I contemplated suicide once! I got over it! And stop giving me pamphlets of "prevending suicide" and "depression workshop". I don't know what they're trying to tell me, but all I know it's that this is everything but funny.

I really hate myself, why would I get so personal on a fucking internet message board out of all fucking places in this world?


is being the Valedictorian that important? cause it shouldn't. my class Valedictorian could not be denied any school in Texas. he went to TAMUK, what a waste. My saluditorian went to the Navy!! that shows me that these boys are book smart, but they ain't quite right in the head. i stil say the smartest dude in the class should get it, and in college that amounts to nothing. Sure your the valedictorian, but you know what, your going to struggle in some way shape or form just like everybody else in college. your car is going to break down on you, for financial aid check is going to be late, your going to drink too damn much, your going to gain your freshman 20, classes are going to be harder so if you get a B don't whine about it, the food is going to suck, your going to lose your ID once and a while, the teams on campus suck ass in everything, your going to do something stupid for your frat/sorority. there you have it college, the equalizer.
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Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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not everyone lives in Texas... in Canada we really don't have frats and serorities... and kids dont all go and get drunk and party and get dumb, some actually go to learn and get educated and odds are those are the ones who are the valedictorians in HS...
I can't wait until the day schools are over-funded and the military is forced to hold bake sales to buy planes.

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Post by Bandalero »

*sigh* i was only pointing out some of the things that might happen during a college career, alot of those things might not happen. :P
Whenever death may surprise us,
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.


Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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Post by happening fish »

i get you :nod:
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cool, for a moment ther i thought you disliked me. :)
Whenever death may surprise us,
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.


Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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Post by One-Eye »

J-Neli wrote:not everyone lives in Texas... in Canada we really don't have frats and serorities... and kids dont all go and get drunk and party and get dumb, some actually go to learn and get educated and odds are those are the ones who are the valedictorians in HS...


The same is true of America. The drunk, stupid, partying frat boy is what's known as a "stereotype".
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Post by nelison »

sorry I never meant it to sound like I was stereotyping American students. I should have seperated those two sentences to make it clearer
I can't wait until the day schools are over-funded and the military is forced to hold bake sales to buy planes.

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:) Alrighty.
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Post by emily »

well I know I feel better...
!EMiLY!

sweet blasphemy my giving tree
it hasn't rained in years
i bring to you this sacrificial offering of virgin ears
leave it to me i remain free from all the comforts of home
and where that is i'm pleased as piss to say
i'll never really know
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I got a song stuck in my head, a deeper blue bled a thicker red. More red than blooy mary's coast to coast I hate flying I said, that's what I said.
I faced death. I went in with my arms swinging. But I heard my own breath and had to face that I'm still living. I'm still flesh. I hold on to awful feelings. I'm not dead... My chest still draws breath. I hold it. I'm buoyant. There's no end.
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Post by veryoldshoelace »

1. my little brother - he's an annoying, stupid, asshole man whore
2. all rappers - they suck
3. mean people - dont know where that came from
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Post by Johnny »

How about that Evil Dooer Osama Bin Looney?
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Post by emily »

won't go back to the way it was. i'm now huffing gas and sniffing paint to take away this buzz that i call you.
!EMiLY!

sweet blasphemy my giving tree
it hasn't rained in years
i bring to you this sacrificial offering of virgin ears
leave it to me i remain free from all the comforts of home
and where that is i'm pleased as piss to say
i'll never really know
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Post by Johnny »

Emily wrote:won't go back to the way it was. i'm now huffing gas and sniffing paint to take away this buzz that i call you.


Whats that Like? :mrgreen:
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Post by Misc. Blues »

I will probably get myself added to the list after this by Al.

1. Dave Mathews (I just don't get it... he sucks)
2. Any Red Wing named Yzerman, Federov ect.
3. Larry Pleau if he doesn't get a goaltender by tuesday's trade deadline.
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Post by Joey »

Misc. Blues wrote:1. Dave Mathews (I just don't get it... he sucks)


so very true :nod:
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Post by Joey »

happeninfish wrote:the stupidest tampax commercial ever is where this guy and girl are sitting at an outdoor cafe and he's going through her purse and finds the sealed tampon and shakes it and looks at her curiously and she tells him it's a sugar packet.

i have 2 question regarding this.

1. how fucking stupid is/does she think this guy is?!
2. why is it necessary to be so ashamed of having tampons with you?!


Dude, I saw that commercial just now! :lol:
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