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Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 3/1/2003, 9:25 pm

Apparently. :uh:

Joey · Post by **Joey** » 3/1/2003, 9:28 pm

They are lame .. I especially hate the one where it's the girls in bathroom stalls side by side and the one girl is like "do you have an extra tampon" and the other girl hands one to her under the stall and she's like "where's the rest of it?" and then the other girl is like "ob tampons don't need the applicator" and then the other girl is like "oh wow, i can actually control where it goes" ..... good god!!! I mean seriously .. who has a conversation like that sitting on the toilet in a random bathroom!!!!

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 3/1/2003, 9:32 pm

yeah...That is pretty foicked up shoit.
ANother real stupid series of commercials is the ones for herpes. Its just so so so dumb. :neutral:

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 3/1/2003, 9:35 pm

That one commercial for hair dye, with the pool boy annoys me so much. I cant remember what its for though.. :uh:

Joey · Post by **Joey** » 3/1/2003, 9:37 pm

The creators of the Herbal Essense shampoo commericals need to be hurt as well ..

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 3/1/2003, 10:05 pm

Yes, yes they do. Most shampoo commericals are lame come to think of it.

Post by **al_** » 3/1/2003, 10:38 pm

reno_ruelas wrote: 1. the parents who oppose dodgeball/fights in schools/competitions that have a winner that don't include your child - your the number one reason for today's "Pussification of America" your so godamn concerned about sheltering your kid from the "evils" of the world that your making the future look pretty shitty for all of us. nothing wrong with a game of dodgeball every once and a while. kids are kids, they beat each other up everyday, but if you keep sheltering your kid, they're just going to gang up and kick your kids ass all day everyday...until that little wus takes your gun to school and shoots someone with it. back in my day, we had balls and would fist fight. we learned to fight in order to defend ourselves. no weapons, no mommies, just the good old fashion kids kicking each others asses while the others made a circle around them blocking the teachers from stopping it. there's nothing wrong with that...kids take thier whoopings, sit in the princpal's office a while, cool off, and that's that...back to class. as for this no valedictorian/class favorites bullshit....please.

word!!!! so true.

undecided · Post by **undecided** » 3/1/2003, 10:39 pm

Every pepsi commercial with Britney Spears in it. I love Pepsi but they had
to ruin it by putting Britney Spears in it. I don't like looking at her on Much
Music but now I have to see her dance around during my favorite
shows. :evil:

Undecided

call me andrew · Post by **call me andrew** » 3/1/2003, 10:40 pm

katherine - she said i had a small penis (she's never seen it)
rick perry - we had to march in his inagural parade and it was fucking hot
al - where the fuck is that bastard anyway?

liam · Post by **liam** » 3/1/2003, 10:52 pm

undecided wrote:Every pepsi commercial with Britney Spears in it. I love Pepsi but they had
to ruin it by putting Britney Spears in it. I don't like looking at her on Much
Music but now I have to see her dance around during my favorite
shows.

Undecided

you can find a very strange banned russian pepsi comercial thats all strange and porno... its sooo fucked up

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 3/1/2003, 11:36 pm

the stupidest tampax commercial ever is where this guy and girl are sitting at an outdoor cafe and he's going through her purse and finds the sealed tampon and shakes it and looks at her curiously and she tells him it's a sugar packet.

i have 2 question regarding this.

1. how fucking stupid is/does she think this guy is?!
2. why is it necessary to be so ashamed of having tampons with you?!

Joey · Post by **Joey** » 3/1/2003, 11:37 pm

I've never seen that one! :lol:

sandsleeper · Post by **sandsleeper** » 3/2/2003, 12:37 am

haha i would've liked to see what happened when he tried to put it in his coffee!

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 3/2/2003, 12:57 am

That happened with my sister and my mom once! Except, it wasn't a tampon, it was a condom. And my mom believed her....

Bandalero · Post by **Bandalero** » 3/2/2003, 2:03 am

Emily wrote:and very uncomfortable.
and reno_ruelas, maybe your school was less strict, but for our school for fighting, you get 6-7 demerits and probably ISS (in school suspension) if not regular suspension. its not that easy.
and for the valedictorian thing, our school doesn't have it because some girl COMMITTED SUICIDE over it.
and don't call Gore a studdering jackass, he never was president so you dont know if 9-11 or any of this would've happened with him being president.

ok i'm really don;t want to talk about these "wares" other then my rant. As for the punishment thing, i wasn't on the demerits program. but ISS, that's cake, all you do is sit in a blank room and do your work. (at least that's the way it was at the 7 schools i went to) the only fights i got into were with ass holes that were either bullies, shit sticks, or very annoying. in fact the few times i went to ISS i was allowed to take a cd player, cause i was a "hero or something" for kicking a few shit sticks asses. this one time my mom found out i got into a fight and came to the school and asked the principal what had happened and why she wasn't called. he was like Oh don't worry Mrs. Ruelas, the kid is terrible, and he had it comming. your boy didn't get hurt, but the other kid isn't going to be messing with him anymore.

oh man, good times. i'm sorry about the tragedy over the valedictorian thing, some people just take things way too far. and it's unacceptable.

but as for Gore, i voted for him. not because i thought he was the best canidate, but because my dad was telling me to vote for him. (and not to "waste my vote") the fact is, none of the canidates (including nader) really apealed to me. My former Freaking Governor (Bush) didn't appeal to me cause he did some really stupid things while in office, but did respectable at the state level, i just didn't think he could cut it at the national level. gore really didn't appeal to me because he looked way too desperate, like something was up. to me he wasn't really organized as a canidate and wouldn't shut up about the damn Locked box. that was his only defense at debates, and it showed me he can't hake it. by the way, any presidental canidate that loses his home state should retire from politics and never run for anything ever again. I can tell you now, that if i hated America, and i saw either one of these guys in charge, i would have taken over the country and named it Reno-Rico. gambling would be legal, drinking at 16, any racist will be killed and publically hanged or stuck on a pike, and my economy would thrive off of making genetically altered super hot chicks and i would sell them to other countries. :lol:

DISCLAIMER: The statement above is a freaking joke, me and my friends thought this thing out in a dorm room at the University of Houston (North Tower 1103 to be exact) a long time ago and were planning to make a cheesy movie about it. I would never attempted a revolution to try and take power of a state, city, or country, nor would i try and attempt to try and genetically make a super hot chick only to sell to another country. so everyone, Feminists, Fellow "war hawks", and you, the CIA/homeland security or what ever the hell you call yourselves now a days, this is a joke, take me off your, "i'm going to kill you motha fucka list."

it's late, i'm bored and i can't sleep, sorry about this long ass post.

Rune · Post by **Rune** » 3/2/2003, 2:36 am

kill list
1.john mayer-whiney big mouthed fuck
2.bob saget-creepy mofo
3.barney-self explanitory
4.the teletubbies-see above under barney
5.bob vela-nasty sick bastard
7.that kid who had 65 screen names and wouldnt go the hell away-see under barney
finaly
8.martha stuart- definatley self explanitory

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 3/2/2003, 3:13 am

reno_ruelas wrote:10. the Person who thought it was a good idea to advertise tampons on tv - you got issues...i'm watching football and a comercial for tampax comes on during the game. women know they need them...ok? no need to advertise your wares on public tv. i don't give a shit if they got wings or not.

Tampons with wings?!? *runs*

*reads next few posts* Hahahah, see I'm not the only one who caught that. :lol:

Johnathan wrote:Uhhhhh
Those Tampax/Tampons...commercial's are so mother%!#$$! stupid. Do woman really sit around drinking coffee and discussing their feminine issues 'downstairs"

Only when we wanna clear all the guys outta the room. :evil:

emily · Post by **emily** » 3/2/2003, 8:30 am

areusad831 wrote:turn off the mtv emily

well you had to be watching it to know i got that fact from there! :lol:

liam · Post by **liam** » 3/2/2003, 8:31 am

Joey · Post by **Joey** » 3/2/2003, 10:13 am

nikki4982 wrote:
reno_ruelas wrote:10. the Person who thought it was a good idea to advertise tampons on tv - you got issues...i'm watching football and a comercial for tampax comes on during the game. women know they need them...ok? no need to advertise your wares on public tv. i don't give a shit if they got wings or not.

Tampons with wings?!? *runs*

*reads next few posts* Hahahah, see I'm not the only one who caught that.

Aerin picked up on the tampons with wings too :lol: