TOP SECRET: The CM's kill list

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 2/28/2003, 4:02 pm

Every name added to the list must have a justification. The CM takes no responsibility for the actions of its members in carrying out this list.

1. Carrot Top. He's asking for it.
2. The guy in those "can you hear me now?" commercials. He's making the world unsafe for our children.
3. George W. Bush. He's ugly.

Joey · Post by **Joey** » 2/28/2003, 4:10 pm

1. Bush - He's a moron
2. Matt Good - Dirty bastard sickens me
3. Bob Saget - Come on!

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 2/28/2003, 4:30 pm

Jean Cretien- I Hate That Frog Bastard :evil:

Richard Simmons- He annoy's me!
:evil:

Susan · Post by **Susan** » 2/28/2003, 4:31 pm

1. Dubya
2. The jackass in my photography who hits on me or something. I wanna kick him in the nuts.
3. The Olsen Twins. They're practically one person.

Sufjan Stevens · Post by **Sufjan Stevens** » 2/28/2003, 4:59 pm

We should kill that Mister Chainsaw guy on the board. His name is Alan, I think. He's a real douche bag.

starvingeyes · Post by **starvingeyes** » 2/28/2003, 5:02 pm

1. john mayer - because he sucks more then sucking itself.
2. fred durst - self explanatory

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 2/28/2003, 5:56 pm

1. Dubya (self-explanatory)
2. Blair (snivelling asswipe)
3. Dr. Laura ... ... ... *radiates visible hate rays*

finding emo · Post by **finding emo** » 2/28/2003, 5:57 pm

The Olsen twins was a good one...

1. Natalie Portman- I met her (and it was like my dream to meet her) and she was the biggest bitch I've ever met. I could tell the story, but I won't.
2. hmm...who doesn't want to kill mandy moore? I hate neutrogena commercials....but mostly, i hate her.
3. Kevin Spacey- he just grosses me out. Sure, he was cool in American Beauty and all that, but he just scares me. And I've heard a lot of stuff about this guy going to other countries and paying little boys...for gross things. Not in the tabloids, but from people who know him.

areusad831 · Post by **areusad831** » 2/28/2003, 7:35 pm

Joey wrote:1. Bush - He's a moron
2. Matt Good - Dirty bastard sickens me
3. Bob Saget - Come on!

dont ever threaten to kill matt good :evil:

and i add bob rock to the list.

liam · Post by **liam** » 2/28/2003, 8:01 pm

areusad831 wrote:
Joey wrote:1. Bush - He's a moron
2. Matt Good - Dirty bastard sickens me
3. Bob Saget - Come on!

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i don't know who said it but if you ever say it again i will come and get you

Joey · Post by **Joey** » 2/28/2003, 8:04 pm

I'll put who I want on my Kill list .. thanks

emily · Post by **emily** » 2/28/2003, 8:12 pm

hey. ixnay on the bob sagetay. hes cool. plus he was on full house and americas funniest home videos. they were funny then. now they just suck ass with the new host.

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 2/28/2003, 8:15 pm

agetsay

Joey · Post by **Joey** » 2/28/2003, 8:15 pm

Sorry, he's a geek and extremely annoying and so NOT funny .. he stays on my to KILL list :evil:

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 2/28/2003, 8:16 pm

i'm a geek, am I on your kill list?

liam · Post by **liam** » 2/28/2003, 8:17 pm

i'm a geek too

emily · Post by **emily** » 2/28/2003, 8:19 pm

but i like sagetay

Joey · Post by **Joey** » 2/28/2003, 8:19 pm

happeninfish wrote:i'm a geek, am I on your kill list?

No, I like you

but I have to draw the line at Bob :evil:

emily · Post by **emily** » 2/28/2003, 8:19 pm

sounds kind of like sagatuck.. but not.

what's sagatuck?

liam · Post by **liam** » 2/28/2003, 8:20 pm

geezemfuck