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Penguin Josh · Post by **Penguin Josh** » 2/25/2003, 7:38 pm

65946789413. i like rice

Penguin Josh · Post by **Penguin Josh** » 2/25/2003, 8:24 pm

69. im useless

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 2/25/2003, 8:44 pm

One of the major theories concerning why early humans starting farming instead of the more lucrative hunter-gathering lifestyle, is because they craved mind-altering substances, and the only way to make beer is to farm it.

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 2/25/2003, 8:59 pm

so beer is responsible for modern society? I KNEW IT!

ANTI_SOSHELL · Post by **ANTI_SOSHELL** » 2/25/2003, 9:24 pm

I feel like dancing ... my avatar dances ... *watches it* SHAKE IT BABY!! ... :uh:

thirdhour · Post by **thirdhour** » 2/26/2003, 1:33 pm

3113. The people that work at Subway are called sandwich artists.

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 2/26/2003, 1:46 pm

*does the Airman's Line*

luckyJQ9 · Post by **luckyJQ9** » 2/26/2003, 1:50 pm

#F72

Camel's milk does not curdle.

Thank you Snapple cap.

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 2/26/2003, 1:54 pm

ha... why did i read that as Caramilk does not curdle....?

Neil · Post by **Neil** » 2/26/2003, 2:01 pm

The human brain weighs around 3 pounds (Snapple cap)

Dumb and Jaded · Post by **Dumb and Jaded** » 2/26/2003, 3:49 pm

#45346457 - You cannot lick your own elbow..

(how many of you just tried to lick your elbow?)

~*alana*~

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 2/26/2003, 4:18 pm

#784398241-The Blue Wahle

The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate.
So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads and
you wonder why the ocean is so salty...pass it on.......don't swallow the water

emily · Post by **emily** » 2/26/2003, 4:28 pm

why don'tcha put that one under a thread called "Things You Really Don't Want To Know"

Neil · Post by **Neil** » 2/26/2003, 5:16 pm

hahaha no doubt...

emily · Post by **emily** » 2/26/2003, 5:19 pm

hey i just saw sweet home alabama yesterday.

emily · Post by **emily** » 2/26/2003, 5:20 pm

23098423. If you switch around the letters in Christina Aguilera's first name, it spells Anti-Christ.

All of you probably knew that, but I found it amusing...
considering I'm not religious...
yeah.

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 2/26/2003, 7:46 pm

No it doesn't.

liam · Post by **liam** » 2/26/2003, 7:53 pm

i dion't understad how masturbation causes blindness

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 2/26/2003, 7:54 pm

It doesn't.

liam · Post by **liam** » 2/26/2003, 7:55 pm

but why do i hear it everwhere