if it didnt have to be limited to song lyrics then these would be perfect:
(disclaimer-this is a joke, please nobody take it the wrong way)
-clumsymonkey.net: when you don't have any REAL friends
-clumsymonkey.net: join the cult. jeff is god.
-clumsymonkey.net: because you like to think people care about your opinion (inspired by aerin)
-clumsymonkey.net: the perfect place for social outcasts like yourself
-clumsymonkey.net: our lady who?
-clumsymonkey.net: jeff:more pix. plz. thx.
-clumsymonkey.net: home of the official bandmember stalking cults/jeff's groupies
-clumsymonkey.net:

'in it up!
-clumsymonkey.net: melodrama at its finest