Welcome back to As the Young and Restless World Turns Passionately. Here's what happened last week.
*Recaps*
And now, the story continues...
(in coma patient's room)
(coma patient wakes up)
Patient: Ugh... What happened to me?
Doctor: What? AH! You're awake! How is that possible? I gave you a dog's brain!
Patient: That's what you think...
(back in the dark room)
Bad guy: You little bitch! You hit my mother's lover!
Little girl: That's your mother's lover? That's my dad!
Bad guy: Then you've just killed your father.
(zoom to little girls big eyes, as they start to tear up)
{commercial break}
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{Enter}
Dark scary room: Little girl after realizing she's just killed her own father reaches into her pocket ... and pulls out .. (evil piano music) dun dun dun .. a magic time capsule that will erase what just happened and bring her father back!
*audience gasps*
Hospital room: Coma patient's hand is inching towards the call button as she tries to summon help. But is it too late?!
~camera zooms into the doctor as he .... *we interrupt to bring you live from the Whitehouse, President Bush~
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Bush: Uhh... I feel like America needs to go to war. Or was it not go to war...? Ah, geez. I need a pretzel...
{back to the show}
{back to the show}
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Every now and then I fall out into open air just to feel the wind, rain and everything.
And though the hum and sway gets me down, I'll find the way to peace and openness.
"Robbo" - © Alex (happeningfish)...^5 ^5 v v
Every now and then I fall out into open air just to feel the wind, rain and everything.
And though the hum and sway gets me down, I'll find the way to peace and openness.
"Robbo" - © Alex (happeningfish)...^5 ^5 v v
{Enter}
2 hours earlier in the White House
Bush: where is this so called Iraq that I've been mentioning anyways?
Assisstant: Shut up! the girl's about to kill her father without knowing she's her father...
CLOSE UP on Bush... big wide eyes, tears start to appear
Bush: fine well I'm gonna make an announcement, if we all die it's your fault, na na na na boo boo
{end white house}
2 hours earlier in the White House
Bush: where is this so called Iraq that I've been mentioning anyways?
Assisstant: Shut up! the girl's about to kill her father without knowing she's her father...
CLOSE UP on Bush... big wide eyes, tears start to appear
Bush: fine well I'm gonna make an announcement, if we all die it's your fault, na na na na boo boo
{end white house}
I can't wait until the day schools are over-funded and the military is forced to hold bake sales to buy planes.
"It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about"
"It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about"
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I just got back from work, I can't think of anything to add. Maybe I'll pull a Bush and threaten a random country... DAMN THE SWISS!
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Every now and then I fall out into open air just to feel the wind, rain and everything.
And though the hum and sway gets me down, I'll find the way to peace and openness.
"Robbo" - © Alex (happeningfish)...^5 ^5 v v
Every now and then I fall out into open air just to feel the wind, rain and everything.
And though the hum and sway gets me down, I'll find the way to peace and openness.
"Robbo" - © Alex (happeningfish)...^5 ^5 v v
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damn you Switzerland!!!!! 
"How can we justify spending so much on destruction and so little on life?" Matthew Good
"The white dove is gone, the one world has come down hard, so why not share the pain of our problems, when all around are wrong ways, when all around is hurt, i'll roll up in an odd shape and wait, untill the tide has turned.....with anger, i'm dead weight, i'm anchored"- IME, God Rocket (Into the Heart of Las Vegas) ^ Some say this song is about a terrorists thoughts before 911
"Pray for the sheep" Matt Good
"But it's alright, take the world and make it yours again" Matt Good
I felt it in the wind, and i saw it in the sky, i thought it was the end, i thought it was the 4th of July.
"Hold on, hold on children, your mother and father are leaving, hold on, hold on children your best freind's parents are leaving, leaving,.......*AHHH*! " - Death From Above - Black History Month
"The white dove is gone, the one world has come down hard, so why not share the pain of our problems, when all around are wrong ways, when all around is hurt, i'll roll up in an odd shape and wait, untill the tide has turned.....with anger, i'm dead weight, i'm anchored"- IME, God Rocket (Into the Heart of Las Vegas) ^ Some say this song is about a terrorists thoughts before 911
"Pray for the sheep" Matt Good
"But it's alright, take the world and make it yours again" Matt Good
I felt it in the wind, and i saw it in the sky, i thought it was the end, i thought it was the 4th of July.
"Hold on, hold on children, your mother and father are leaving, hold on, hold on children your best freind's parents are leaving, leaving,.......*AHHH*! " - Death From Above - Black History Month
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Scott: Hello. My name is Ed.
Mark: [speaks sing-songy throughout] He's sick of the Swiss.
Scott: That's right! I'm sick of their good reputation.
Mark: He's realllly sick of the Swiss.
Scott: I'm sick of their cheese. I'm sick of their chocolate. And, I'm especially sick of their blocky heroine, Heidi.
Mark: He's sick of the Swiss. He don't like `em.
Scott: I mean, every other nation in the world has taken their turn being maligned and slandered. But not the Swi-iss!
Mark: Icky, yucky, stinky, stupid Switzerland.
Scott: Well, that situation is over as of now. *Move* over America; there's a new asshole on the map! I've had it up to here with your skiing heroes! I've had it up to here with your mountains! I've had it up to here with your secret *bank* accounts! From now on, Switzerland, your name is mud.
Mark: If you roast `em all in a fondue pot, sure bet ya that they'll complain a lot. Whiny, whiny Switzerland.
Scott: Yeah. It's *war* between the Swiss and me. "But, they've never done anything wrong," you say.
Both: Ha!
Scott: What about the clock?
Mark: The clock.
Scott: Huh? If they hadn't invented the clock, I'd still be in bed. . .dreaming!
Mark: It's time. It's time. [looks at watch] Oh! It's time to hate the Swiss.
Scott: Zuricheads! Cuckoo cuckoos! Land locked losers!
Mark: Zuricheads. . .
Scott: Neutral ninnies! Boring bankers! Chalet pimps!!
Mark: Oh yeah, his name is Ed--he'd like to see the Swiss dead! He's sick of the Swiss!
Scott: [sticks finger in mouth and gags]
Mark: Hey! Got a problem with that Belgium?!
Scott: [gives the two-handed equivalent to the finger] Umph!
Mark: [speaks sing-songy throughout] He's sick of the Swiss.
Scott: That's right! I'm sick of their good reputation.
Mark: He's realllly sick of the Swiss.
Scott: I'm sick of their cheese. I'm sick of their chocolate. And, I'm especially sick of their blocky heroine, Heidi.
Mark: He's sick of the Swiss. He don't like `em.
Scott: I mean, every other nation in the world has taken their turn being maligned and slandered. But not the Swi-iss!
Mark: Icky, yucky, stinky, stupid Switzerland.
Scott: Well, that situation is over as of now. *Move* over America; there's a new asshole on the map! I've had it up to here with your skiing heroes! I've had it up to here with your mountains! I've had it up to here with your secret *bank* accounts! From now on, Switzerland, your name is mud.
Mark: If you roast `em all in a fondue pot, sure bet ya that they'll complain a lot. Whiny, whiny Switzerland.
Scott: Yeah. It's *war* between the Swiss and me. "But, they've never done anything wrong," you say.
Both: Ha!
Scott: What about the clock?
Mark: The clock.
Scott: Huh? If they hadn't invented the clock, I'd still be in bed. . .dreaming!
Mark: It's time. It's time. [looks at watch] Oh! It's time to hate the Swiss.
Scott: Zuricheads! Cuckoo cuckoos! Land locked losers!
Mark: Zuricheads. . .
Scott: Neutral ninnies! Boring bankers! Chalet pimps!!
Mark: Oh yeah, his name is Ed--he'd like to see the Swiss dead! He's sick of the Swiss!
Scott: [sticks finger in mouth and gags]
Mark: Hey! Got a problem with that Belgium?!
Scott: [gives the two-handed equivalent to the finger] Umph!
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