jeff's rock modeling agency

Joey · Post by **Joey** » 1/26/2003, 3:41 pm

{enter}

(Little girl running down the hallways of the hospital crying)

Suddenly hands appear out of nowhere and the little girl is thrown into a car and gagged!

(dun dun dun evil piano music)

Doctor hops into bed with the woman: "Now that's she's out of the way we can be alone again"

{commerical break}

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 1/26/2003, 3:45 pm

{enter}

(dark room, close up of little girl's eyes)

I bet you're wondering how we threw you into a car from inside the hospital... Well, we're gonna tell you. While we skin you alive!

(switch to hospital room, where doctor is exerting himself on top of the coma patient)

(zoom to little boy watching in the doorway)

{commercial}

emily · Post by **emily** » 1/26/2003, 3:45 pm

Joey · Post by **Joey** » 1/26/2003, 3:52 pm

{enter}

Little boy starts crying

Doctor: "Dammit! Why can't we get any peace here!" *shakes fist at ceiling*

Little boy runs away screaming then trips on a scalpel and lies quiet on the floor

{cut to girl in dark room}

Suddenly the girl pulls out a knife and throws it at her kidnapper!

{zoom to person falling over and a dark shadow creeping up behind him}

Who did she hit?! Tune in tomorrow!!

{piano music}

Papa Roach commercial ...

emily · Post by **emily** » 1/26/2003, 3:54 pm

haha. how we he trip over a scalpel?

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 1/26/2003, 3:55 pm

*Tomorrow*

Newscaster: Today "As the young and the restless world turns passionately" will not be shown. Instead we bring you the Superbowl!

Damn Superbowl.

Joey · Post by **Joey** » 1/26/2003, 4:01 pm

Emily wrote:haha. how we he trip over a scalpel?

It's a soap opera, anything is possible

emily · Post by **emily** » 1/26/2003, 4:04 pm

ahh. now it all makes sense.

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 1/26/2003, 5:00 pm

Of course.

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 1/26/2003, 10:01 pm

i think i missed something

*goes to check the previous page*

nelison · Post by **nelison** » 1/26/2003, 10:25 pm

alex, I had to do the same thing, I was completely lost but luckily I showed up at the right time

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 1/26/2003, 10:31 pm

see, now this page makes sense

Joey · Post by **Joey** » 1/26/2003, 10:31 pm

Yes .. tune in to find out what happens next!

mosaik · Post by **mosaik** » 1/27/2003, 2:20 am

well i'm late to the ball, but:

to paraphrase the great Keyshawn Johnson, of the super bowl champion Tampa Bay Bucs, "If you have a problem with Jeff then you have a problem with yourself."

to brother jeff : don't let these uptight, snotty, holier-then-thou types get to you, dawg. i personally find you to be a funny and entertaining dude who has plenty to offer this community. so please, post more shirtless pictures. I suggest writing a swear word on your body next time.

man. if only technology was far enough along that it was possible to bitch-slap clowns over the computer.

sho 'nuff. peace out.

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 1/27/2003, 6:41 am

Umm... Yeah, I think we're past that. People were joking... Joking.

mosaik · Post by **mosaik** » 1/27/2003, 9:47 am

i know we're past that, note my qualifier : i'm late to the ball. even so, my indignation at reading the comments posted within this thread was such that i felt compelled to respond with strong language.

didn't seem to me like people were joking, bro. i got a totally different impression. and even if they were joking, those aren't the kind of jokes i'd like being made about me, and i'm sure that the people making those jokes wouldn't like it if somebody said that sort of shit about them.

emily · Post by **emily** » 1/27/2003, 2:32 pm

I would go postal if people were making those jokes about me. I didn't find them funny either. Apparently Jeff didn't , because he left.

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 1/27/2003, 2:35 pm

Wait, do you mean that he actually completely left the board?

emily · Post by **emily** » 1/27/2003, 2:38 pm

He felt not wanted (if I am expressing his feelings correctly) he said he would come back and check a couple of times, but not post, in case of another epidemic.

in response to the bucs:
at first i thought they were the bucks like deer.. or money... whatever floats your boat. then i found out they weren't. i laughed... i cried.

Joey · Post by **Joey** » 1/27/2003, 7:40 pm

It was more fun playing the soap opera game :nod: