visit emtee.org. buy swag.

Sufjan Stevens · Post by **Sufjan Stevens** » 12/20/2002, 3:03 pm

The way I see it is, if I don't get laid and win the lottery, I can sue the hell outta PTF.

emily · Post by **emily** » 12/20/2002, 3:04 pm

I see lawsuits in the future.

starvingeyes · Post by **starvingeyes** » 12/20/2002, 3:06 pm

i'm telling you people, you have my personal guarantee* that the purchase of any emtee.org product will, at the very least, give you the power to fly, see through walls and eat entire glass bottles.

it will also cure any drug addictions you have and cause you to lose any excess weight. men will find their penises growing by as much as 4 inches, and women will go up a cup size.

and these are just some of the benefits!! buy now.

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*note: my guarantee worth nothing. none of the previously mentioned will actually occur. all clever marketing.

emily · Post by **emily** » 12/20/2002, 3:07 pm

i can already eat entire glass bottles

starvingeyes · Post by **starvingeyes** » 12/20/2002, 3:12 pm

but can you fly? and wouldn't you like a little oomph up in front? you need emtee.org merchandise.

i'd also like to take this opportunity to deliver some sad news. unfortunately, it has come to my attention that any person who does not buy at least one emtee.org product will contract a rare form of extremely painful bone cancer and die, but only after suffering a great deal.

please people, it's not worth it. just buy a t-shirt. they're endorsed by [ the other ] jesus.

emily · Post by **emily** » 12/20/2002, 3:15 pm

a little oomph up front? what are you trying to say?? :mad:

starvingeyes · Post by **starvingeyes** » 12/20/2002, 3:17 pm

edit: not trying to say, of course, that there's anything wrong with what you've got. i'm sure it's fine, but hey, why not improve upon a great thing, right?

i'm just asking you if you wouldn't mind a bit more up top. don't be offended, i mean, really, what woman doesn't want a bit of a boost to the ol' rack?

emily · Post by **emily** » 12/20/2002, 3:21 pm

its ok, i see. but i will still take it as an offensive comment

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 12/20/2002, 4:37 pm

Wow I know that I'd want to be on the thongs... but not just my name!!!!!!!

and about mike being on the thongs, who said it has to be girls wearing them?

I BOUGHT 6 of em!!!!

starseed_10 · Post by **starseed_10** » 12/20/2002, 5:25 pm

hmmm.....

i think i'll leave now

Neil · Post by **Neil** » 12/20/2002, 6:09 pm

CAN I REQUEST A NEW ITEM TO BE SOLD???

Emtee shot glasses! Put 'um up for sale and I'm spent!

Susan · Post by **Susan** » 12/20/2002, 7:49 pm

Alex Says:

I can already fly, and I have all the oomph I need thanks. Also glass bottles are not to my taste. But I'll probably be buying something anyway...

emily · Post by **emily** » 12/20/2002, 8:00 pm

i will probably buy a t shirt

lora · Post by **lora** » 12/20/2002, 8:03 pm

me wants this:

but, mom thinks the internet is evil and won't give me a check. boourns. :cry:

lora · Post by **lora** » 12/20/2002, 8:22 pm

interesting development!

mother says that if i give her the money, she might consider supplying the check. yay.

Susan · Post by **Susan** » 12/20/2002, 10:24 pm

I smell the need for a messenger bag :mrgreen:

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 12/20/2002, 10:59 pm

Why the hell dont u guys sell Superman Tighty Whities? I'm tellin ya, that's where the money's at