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joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 12/16/2002, 3:34 pm

*frollics about, tossing painkillers from a flowered basket*

:clumsy:

the android · Post by **the android** » 12/16/2002, 3:38 pm

I wish I could get the flu just so I can stay out of school the rest of the week and wait for Friday to come

superrgirll · Post by **superrgirll** » 12/16/2002, 3:38 pm

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, don't say that.

I have been going through hell these past 2 days cause of this stomach flu

Susan · Post by **Susan** » 12/16/2002, 3:39 pm

Bowling for Columbine!
-Witty!
-Highly informative!
-Thought provoking!
-Some parts could have been slightly more tightly edited, but it that doesn't detract form it much.
-Charlton Heston is a cold-hearted, gun lovin' prick.

the android · Post by **the android** » 12/16/2002, 3:39 pm

LMAO, you poor thing *sends tissues and scooby bandaids to Lori*.

Sufjan Stevens · Post by **Sufjan Stevens** » 12/16/2002, 3:40 pm

Here is why I hate the state of Michigan, and how we employ people who can't possibly keep up with anything. I earned a scholarship that will pay for my tuition for college for the next semester. Well, you had to register the scholarship, which I did. Well, the lady who was typing my information into the state's computers put my social security number in wrong. She used a 4 instead of a 9. Well, because of that, the state says I never registered the scholarship, and I have to pay my tuition next semester unless the governor in Michigan signs a bill before Dec. 31. In other words, I am effectively fucked and might not be able to afford my tuition for the next semester. God, I love Michigan.

the android · Post by **the android** » 12/16/2002, 3:42 pm

*hugs for Alan*

Susan · Post by **Susan** » 12/16/2002, 3:42 pm

Michigan is also the gun capitol of the US.

North Country Bank!
Open an account, get a new gun!
Registered fire arms dealer!

committed · Post by **committed** » 12/16/2002, 3:43 pm

that blows

finding emo · Post by **finding emo** » 12/16/2002, 3:49 pm

its my 18th birthday tomorrow!!!!!

im old now

emily · Post by **emily** » 12/16/2002, 3:57 pm

I know the nephew of the governor. I'll put in a good word for you, Alan.

unless Granholm has taken her seat already.... happy birthday tomorrow! i wish i was 18

superrgirll · Post by **superrgirll** » 12/16/2002, 3:59 pm

I'm 19 in less than 2 months. yay.

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 12/16/2002, 4:02 pm

Emil: At the zoo they got ducks. They got a... a whaddya call it... a mallard, they got a mallard and a what is it... a... a cateloupe.
George: ...you mean an antelope.
Emil: No no no, it's not canteloupe, but it's like canteloupe... uh...
George: Antelope?
Emil: No an antelope is like an elk, what I'm thinking is like a duck.
George: Goose?
Emil: No! Wait... camma.... canna... grantal...
George: Canadian ducks?
Emil: No! I seen 'em! The ones I mean, I seen 'em at the zoo!
George: Ducks?
Emil: Yes! Ducks that I'm talking about! By God I know what I'm talking about... well the only thing that comes to mind is.... panna.... penna...panda... candralope..
George: They ain't got no pandas.
Emil: Yeah.. nanna....
George: They had pandas at the other zoo, but they died.
Emil: Randspan?
George: There were two of 'em! Or three.. but, they were all male, and they died. They couldn't make babies of course.
Emil: Lope..
George: So the pandas...
Emil: Lo...
George: Died.
Emil: Lola?
George: Not swans?
Emil: No! I know swans, I'm talking about ducks!
George: Don't I know it.
Emil: Ranna...
George: Those pandas were something.
Emil: Yeah?
George: Giant pandas.
Emil: Of course.
George: Big things.
Emil: I seen 'em.
George: Not lately you haven't!
Emil: No...
George: 'Cause they been dead!

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 12/16/2002, 4:11 pm

i got 3 hours of sleep laast night

lora · Post by **lora** » 12/16/2002, 4:22 pm

that's really nasty alan, lori, andrea, and alex.

i have a biology test tomorrow. booo.

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 12/16/2002, 4:23 pm

i'm nasty?

lora · Post by **lora** » 12/16/2002, 4:24 pm

no, no. it's nasty that you only got three hours sleep.

Sufjan Stevens · Post by **Sufjan Stevens** » 12/16/2002, 4:32 pm

No Alex, you are truly nasty. We all felt you were old enough to know your horrible secret.

lora · Post by **lora** » 12/16/2002, 4:35 pm

well, since alan has decided to let the cat out of the bag, i can no longer deny it.

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 12/16/2002, 4:41 pm

<'s brain is dulled and slowed by lack of sleep/food

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