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committed · Post by **committed** » 12/7/2002, 1:58 am

i like canadian women

Joey · Post by **Joey** » 12/7/2002, 2:06 am

committed · Post by **committed** » 12/7/2002, 2:09 am

how's my canadian care package coming along?

mosaik · Post by **mosaik** » 12/7/2002, 2:14 am

about the lakers tonight, all i'll say is, what a fucking great fourth quarter! we outscored the mavs 44-15 in the 4th. thats a comeback.

it just goes to show you that the three time... three time... three time defending world champs are back in shape.

this is it. we're turning the corner on this rotten season. i can feel it.

way to beat the best team in the league. wooooo!

Joey · Post by **Joey** » 12/7/2002, 2:37 am

whenyoukissedme wrote:how's my canadian care package coming along?

Going shopping tomorrow .. well later today since it's 3:30 in the morning. :nod:

committed · Post by **committed** » 12/7/2002, 2:41 am

sweet. you're the best.

xoNoDoubt69 · Post by **xoNoDoubt69** » 12/7/2002, 9:50 am

i hate being sick.....

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 12/7/2002, 9:54 am

this one's better. Dave Foley guest-hosting MadTV. Says who Canadians don't laugh at themselves?

Dave Foley wrote:Hi. Uhh, yeah, I'm Dave Foley, and I just wanted to talk to you, not just as a middle-rung celebrity, but also as a Canadian who has recently moved to your country.

Now I've been surprised to find how little Americans seem to know about Canada. Now granted, there are many similarities between our two nations but there are also many subtle differences that give us our unique Canadian identity. For example, in Canada everyone hates Barbara Streisand. But here she seems to be quite popular.

And there are other differences too. I mean, we don't have states; we have provinces. Umm, we use the metric system. Canadians and Americans both love football, but in Canada the game is played slightly differently. The field is a different size for one thing, The CFL field is 17 miles long and 6 feet wide. So understandably, games are a little longer. In fact, the 1949 Gray Cup game is still in progress.

Many Americans believe that our national anthem is "Oh Canada" simply because we enjoy singing it before hockey games. But in fact, our anthem is "The Night Chicago Died" by Paper Lace.

Our systems of government differ somewhat in that America is a Republic with a President, a Congress, and a Senate. In Canada we are ruled by a small boy with supernatural powers... of whom we are all very fond.

Now in the U.S. when a mommy and daddy love each other, they perform bipolar sexual intercourse and make a baby. Canadians, however, are a breed of hermaphrodites who reproduce by means of auto-insemination, thus eliminating the need for sex. This also explains why we don't really have a film industry.

And of course, how can we discuss Canada without discussing the weather. Yes, it is cold in Canada. It is very, very cold, are ya HAPPY now?? Yes, the average year-round temperature is 275 degrees below zero, but that is CELCIUS. Now can we talk about something else??

Like for example, the fact that our atmosphere is pure sulpher dioxide which is, of course, incapable of sustaining life, LIFE AS YOU KNOW IT. Or the fact that we only have gravity for 6 hours out of each day and spend the rest of our time desparately clinging to trees to avoid being spun into the endless abyss of space.

Yes, all this is true, but at least we have universal health care. Thank you for your time.

committed · Post by **committed** » 12/7/2002, 11:05 am

breakfast!

sandsleeper · Post by **sandsleeper** » 12/7/2002, 11:13 am

i'm a failure. i was supposed to retake the god damned sats today so i could shoot for a scholarship but instead i had a breakdown, started crying, and went to drivers ed. :uh:

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 12/7/2002, 11:36 am

having breakdowns are fun!!!!!! :thumbs:

*hug* it's ok.

my fact for today.

Bethany is single once again.

Mike's not ready for a relationship yet. *sigh*

Susan · Post by **Susan** » 12/7/2002, 11:44 am

Last night's christmas concert rocked sock! NHS music triumphs again! :mrgreen:

Fluffy · Post by **Fluffy** » 12/7/2002, 11:47 am

Next week will be great :love:

Concerts, dances and parties galore!

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 12/7/2002, 12:08 pm

FrontRowTicketsToOLPInVancouverOnJanuary25th!!!!!

I'm a bit excited about that.

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 12/7/2002, 12:19 pm

gnomes are we? :uh:

ALongGetaway · Post by **ALongGetaway** » 12/7/2002, 12:54 pm

My dad got digital cable! YAY!!! :mrgreen:

Mechanical Thought · Post by **Mechanical Thought** » 12/7/2002, 1:38 pm

digital cable= :drool:

ALongGetaway · Post by **ALongGetaway** » 12/7/2002, 1:41 pm

Yes. I've just been sitting here for like an hour flipping through the chanels. So many choices!

Mechanical Thought · Post by **Mechanical Thought** » 12/7/2002, 1:43 pm

sounds good

although i must admit that free DirecTV is also good :drool:

especially because its free...

ALongGetaway · Post by **ALongGetaway** » 12/7/2002, 1:45 pm

Anything free is good. :nod:

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