Around here they have classified ads for that sort of thing.
When Alan, Megan and I were waiting to get into the State Theatre, we read all of the personal ads in the Metro Times. Oh. My. God. There are some really, really sick people out there.
If only I remembered what they said.
Those were so hilarious, very very disturbing, but hilarious!
CitrickAzid wrote:someone make my headache go away!
*makes your headache go away*
we are the brand new beatniks. we are the down and outers.
we are the bleeding hearts, beating syncopated, broken rhythm.
our speed is often break neck. we need to slow it down.
tired of being sleepless. tired of being broken.
Around here they have classified ads for that sort of thing.
When Alan, Megan and I were waiting to get into the State Theatre, we read all of the personal ads in the Metro Times. Oh. My. God. There are some really, really sick people out there.
If only I remembered what they said.
Those were so hilarious, very very disturbing, but hilarious!
Ahem. *gets out paper*
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I just got off the phone with this one girl I used to see. In the process of catching up in each others lives, she told me about her new boyfriend. And it's such a small world, because her boyfriend is best friends with my brother. How super is that?
I faced death. I went in with my arms swinging. But I heard my own breath and had to face that I'm still living. I'm still flesh. I hold on to awful feelings. I'm not dead... My chest still draws breath. I hold it. I'm buoyant. There's no end.
WOO HOOO!!!!!! Our hockey team ROCKED the other team tonigh.
6-4.
Our first year as a girls hockey team, over half had never played before, they're still a club team. I was expecting to be happy if we lost by 5 or less, but we WON!!!!!!
It must have been the kick ass signs I made.
NOTE- It was FREEZING. I showered and still haven't warmed up.
~anna
[shadow=darkred]Take a chance on that which seems to be the making of a dream.[/shadow]
sweet blasphemy my giving tree
it hasn't rained in years
i bring to you this sacrificial offering of virgin ears
leave it to me i remain free from all the comforts of home
and where that is i'm pleased as piss to say
i'll never really know
Haha. I cut the Teacher Survivor assembly to sit around duing the concert band rehersal. Jazzworks get to reherse at 2 We have a big, huge christmas performance tomorrow night. Weee!
we are the brand new beatniks. we are the down and outers.
we are the bleeding hearts, beating syncopated, broken rhythm.
our speed is often break neck. we need to slow it down.
tired of being sleepless. tired of being broken.
we are the brand new beatniks. we are the down and outers.
we are the bleeding hearts, beating syncopated, broken rhythm.
our speed is often break neck. we need to slow it down.
tired of being sleepless. tired of being broken.
ceramics is a blowoff class, unless you want one. photoshop is infinitely the coolest.
!EMiLY!
sweet blasphemy my giving tree
it hasn't rained in years
i bring to you this sacrificial offering of virgin ears
leave it to me i remain free from all the comforts of home
and where that is i'm pleased as piss to say
i'll never really know
we are the brand new beatniks. we are the down and outers.
we are the bleeding hearts, beating syncopated, broken rhythm.
our speed is often break neck. we need to slow it down.
tired of being sleepless. tired of being broken.
sweet blasphemy my giving tree
it hasn't rained in years
i bring to you this sacrificial offering of virgin ears
leave it to me i remain free from all the comforts of home
and where that is i'm pleased as piss to say
i'll never really know
When Alan, Megan and I were waiting to get into the State Theatre, we read all of the personal ads in the Metro Times. Oh. My. God. There are some really, really sick people out there.
yay me!
