Intentionally bad poetry

Xavier870 · Post by **Xavier870** » 11/4/2002, 4:12 pm

Sorry to say, but Spot is way better than drugs. :clumsy:

emily · Post by **emily** » 11/4/2002, 4:23 pm

i'm guessing there's only supposed to be one "take."

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 11/4/2002, 4:50 pm

Dude, drugs are WAY better than canine anal sex. Yes, one take.

Xavier870 · Post by **Xavier870** » 11/4/2002, 4:51 pm

No canine anal sex is soooooo much funnier.

emily · Post by **emily** » 11/4/2002, 4:53 pm

thats just gross brent.

Xavier870 · Post by **Xavier870** » 11/4/2002, 4:55 pm

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 11/4/2002, 4:55 pm

I suppose, if you're an immature teenage boy... oh, wait.

Anyway, bad poetry isn't about the humor, it's about the ANGST, Brent, the ANGST!!! :roll:

Xavier870 · Post by **Xavier870** » 11/4/2002, 4:59 pm

Teach me more Aerin. Me young Grasshoppa.

emily · Post by **emily** » 11/4/2002, 5:00 pm

wheres the angst in the noodle boy?

Xavier870 · Post by **Xavier870** » 11/4/2002, 5:01 pm

So true.

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 11/4/2002, 5:15 pm

Ah, guys, don't you know by now that I'm utterly full of shit?

Today's poem:

JAVA! O how I spurneth thee, bastard programming language from the pits of hell!
You put the Sin in syntax, the Man in semantics!
But even Man cannot surpass your utter depravity, o Java!
I will kill thee in thy cybernetic slumbers.

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 11/4/2002, 5:44 pm

Bad poetry, eh?

There once was a man from Bombay
The people there would say
"You've got a long nose
Like a watering hose"
Then he sneezed and blew them away.

:freak:

Xavier870 · Post by **Xavier870** » 11/9/2002, 10:44 pm

See Spot
See Spot Go To School
See Spot Get Caught Reading "Bitch" Magazine and Whacking His Doodle

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 11/10/2002, 1:32 am

I assume that these poems are taken from real life, but with "Brent" being cleverly replaced by "Spot"...

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