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Intentionally bad poetry

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Here's a little ditty I wrote about the guy who makes pasta in the dorm cafeteria. :nod: I call it "Pasta Boy".

Hot oil, spicy pesto, sizzling chicken
in the pan of my love for you, oh pasta boy!
You make me tingle when you say "What kind of noodle do you want?"
And the way you flip the pan so gracefully is divine!
Oh pasta boy! Run away with me and make pasta for me every day!
We shall raise many pasta-eating children!
You ladle the alfredo of my heart!
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :cry: :lol:

that's freaking hilarious!!!
HARDCORE!!!

OMG. I can't believe I din't think fo you
until now because when I think on
a scale of one to ten you're like YWELVE.
No, seriously?

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Wow Aerin, you're so lucky. I wish i could find a man who could ladle the alfredo of my heart.
-lori
she's a fool for the last living rock king
http://www.livejournal.com/~got_to_get_away/

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aerindipity wrote:you ladle the alfredo of my heart


That's the best line i've ever heard!! :lol:
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Yeah, he doesn't know that I exist. But that's never stopped me before! :mrgreen:
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I think I can do MUCH worse. :mrgreen:
Take a hike, you Shatner stealing Mexico touchers.
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Well, let's see it then!
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you don't want to see it. Trust me.
HARDCORE!!!

OMG. I can't believe I din't think fo you
until now because when I think on
a scale of one to ten you're like YWELVE.
No, seriously?

I <3 my HLP!!!!!
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Re: Intentionally bad poetry

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Aerindipity wrote:Here's a little ditty I wrote





haha, "ditty"
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Good Job Aerin.
-Liam

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Ode to Guy Puking His Guts Out on the Front Stoop

i reel at how much
watered down frat house spirits
you must have imbibed.

I love haiku! :nod:
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ahhh
good ole haiku's bout pukin ppl
you rule aerin!
:thumbs: :lol:
go fuck yourself.
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I call this little "ditty" Spot

See Spot
See Spot Run
See Spot Sleep
See Spot Spy
See Spot Eat
See Spot Have Anal Sex
See Spot Get Doggy Herpes
See Spot Have To be Put Down
Some of you probably think I left. But was I ever here to start?
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now that's just wrong.
!EMiLY!

sweet blasphemy my giving tree
it hasn't rained in years
i bring to you this sacrificial offering of virgin ears
leave it to me i remain free from all the comforts of home
and where that is i'm pleased as piss to say
i'll never really know
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Xavier870 wrote:I call this little "ditty" Spot

See Spot
See Spot Run
See Spot Sleep
See Spot Spy
See Spot Eat
See Spot Have Anal Sex
See Spot Get Doggy Herpes
See Spot Have To be Put Down


:lol: :lol: :lol: :D :) 8O :( :neutral:
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More to follow in the adventures of Spot. Is he really dead? We'll find out next week!
Some of you probably think I left. But was I ever here to start?
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But i want to find out NOW
-lori
she's a fool for the last living rock king
http://www.livejournal.com/~got_to_get_away/

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Very well...

Spot: The Return

See Spot
See Spot Run
See Spot Stand In Middle of 401
See Spot Play Dead
See Spot Guts On Goodyear Of Passing 18 Wheeler
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That's sad :(
-lori
she's a fool for the last living rock king
http://www.livejournal.com/~got_to_get_away/

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My bad poems are way better. They have FEELING.

Like this one. I call it: The Withdrawal Sucks Haiku:

My head hurts a lot
Don't take take brain-altering drugs
then suddenly stop.

Taken from real life, too. Spot can never compare. :P
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