The Movie Industry Obsessed with Sequels

Furious George · Post by **Furious George** » 4/20/2002, 11:41 am

Take a look these movies coming to a theatre near you (all announced):

Jurrasic Park 4
Indiana Jones 4
Star Wars Ep. 2
Star Wars Ep. 3
The Scorpion King (spinoff of the Mummy and the Mummy Returns)
Spy Kids 2
The Matrix Reloaded
The Matrix 3
Austin Powers 3
Blade 2
Resident Evil 2 (was announced only about a week after RE was released)
Star Trek: Nemesis
X-Men 2
Pokemon Movies 4- 8 billion
Numerous Bond Movies
Numerous Batman Movies

If I missed any, notify me and I'll update the list.

the android · Post by **the android** » 4/20/2002, 11:41 am

Don't forget "Jason X".

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 4/20/2002, 11:49 am

the movie industry is far from stupid. I voted "evil" because they are evil geniuses who know how to suck truly stupid people dry.

superrgirll · Post by **superrgirll** » 4/20/2002, 12:06 pm

You also forgot Lord Of The Rings

the android · Post by **the android** » 4/20/2002, 12:08 pm

Lord of the Rings NEEDS a sequel though, so that doesn't count. You got all these other movies that don't really need sequels.

It should be a law that you can't make sequels. More often than not, the first movies is better than the sequel.

superrgirll · Post by **superrgirll** » 4/20/2002, 12:09 pm

true, true.

superrgirll · Post by **superrgirll** » 4/20/2002, 12:09 pm

You forgot home alone too.

but the again, home alone one and two both kicked ass. Part 3 was dumb

Furious George · Post by **Furious George** » 4/20/2002, 12:11 pm

Their coming out with a Home Alone 4?

superrgirll · Post by **superrgirll** » 4/20/2002, 12:11 pm

noo, but i am just saying that there were so many sequels to the original.

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 4/20/2002, 1:16 pm

i think there already is a home alone 4

Susan · Post by **Susan** » 4/20/2002, 3:00 pm

They're over-killing movies. It's sick.

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 4/20/2002, 3:21 pm

disney sequels = murdered, rehashed, thrown-together peices of garbage designed to capitalize on small children.

sick fucking bastards.

Mike_from_BC · Post by **Mike_from_BC** » 4/20/2002, 3:40 pm

The Land Before Time number ?? should probably be coming out on home video soon.

Furious George · Post by **Furious George** » 4/20/2002, 3:45 pm

Oh god. I can't stand Disney sequels, even the movies they actually release in theatres nowadays are losing the Disney Flavour. Man, Disney has made more famous writers roll in their graves than than..
Anyway's here's a list of Disney sequels (like before notify me if I'm missing anything):

Aladdin:Return of Jafar
Aladdin and the King of the Thieves
The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea
The Lion King II: Simba's Pride (more like disgrace..)
The Hunchback of Notre Dame II (geez laweez, in the original story the hunchback DIED in the end, in this film he's falling in love)
Cinderalla II : What Dreams May Come
Lady and the Tramp II
102 Dalmations
Winnie the Pooh -The Search for Christopher Robin

ARGGH!! makes me so MADD!! What the hell's next?

superrgirll · Post by **superrgirll** » 4/20/2002, 4:22 pm

Mike_from_BC wrote:The Land Before Time number ?? should probably be coming out on home video soon.

ahhhhhhh, i loved the first one and i have it too. It's so sad that it makes me cry. :cry:

Furious George · Post by **Furious George** » 4/20/2002, 4:26 pm

Yeah, the last Land Before Time I saw at Blockbuster's was like number 5. Their like really crappy TV shows extended to cover over an hour.

superrgirll · Post by **superrgirll** » 4/20/2002, 4:29 pm

haha, i have land before time I, II and III. beat that.

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 4/20/2002, 4:30 pm

please, nobody beat that, i beg you :evil:

Susan · Post by **Susan** » 4/20/2002, 7:11 pm

Why did Disney feel the need to make sequels to traditional, time-honoured fairy tales?
Cinderella II? Didn't it end happily ever after the first time around?

the android · Post by **the android** » 4/20/2002, 7:12 pm

LOL, no kiddin.

Did Land Before Time really need 37236728975902379 sequels? **exaggerated, but, whatever**

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