Things OLP would never say...

Susan · Post by **Susan** » 10/18/2002, 1:54 pm

"Can I have a Pookie name tag?" -Duncan

dream in japanese · Post by **dream in japanese** » 10/18/2002, 2:13 pm

" welcome to our band, a new member mr. llama, playing the tambrine"-whole band

"we have decided to join forces with limp bizkit and become 'our lady bizkit' " -whole band

" come to our concert get a free lock of jeremy's hair!"- duncan

" inspirtational dancing is cool" -steve

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 10/18/2002, 2:25 pm

carnival_7 wrote: 'our lady bizkit'

"Everybody breakdance!"

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 10/18/2002, 2:30 pm

The Coutts Cartel eh? Hey can I join? Please please please?? I can totally take up the role of... me and stuff - duncan

fluttergirl · Post by **fluttergirl** » 10/18/2002, 7:07 pm

carnival_7 wrote:" come to our concert get a free lock of jeremy's hair!"- duncan

man, I'd be all over that like a hobo on a ham sandwich.

nelison · Post by **nelison** » 10/18/2002, 7:24 pm

Raine - This next song is dedicated to the man who made us who we are today, this man is our leader, mentor, inspiration, he's our fucking god... It's a song called The Birdman... inspired by our one and only true friend who has ever been there for us, and the man you too will grow to love if you havint already... Big Bird, this ones for you!!!

Duncan - sorry folks but there will be no encore... just me and a hoola-hoop!!

Jeremy - guys, I've decided that the drums just aren't for me... its all about the Kazoo now!!

Steve - Raine I'd like to do a song please... (takes Mic from Raine) "If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says, 15 miles to the... Love Shack! Love Shack yeah! I'm headin' down the Atlanta highway, lookin' for the love getaway Heading for the love getaway, love getaway, I got me a car, it's as big as a whale and we're headin' on down To the Love Shack
I got me a Chrysler, it seats about 20 So hurry up and bring your jukebox money"

smoking_monkey · Post by **smoking_monkey** » 10/18/2002, 7:25 pm

steve: "dunananana....cant touch this"

jeremy: "dont worry, i have another 10 wigs at home"

duncan: "im now playing the sitar"

raine: "is it me or does my ass look big?"

sorry, those are all i can think of

dream in japanese · Post by **dream in japanese** » 10/18/2002, 9:40 pm

" call now ... Miss Cleo psychic hotline... for your NOT so free psychic reading " -Raine

" anyone for a game of hungry hungry hippos?" - steve

" we have a deal with the devil and a cult following" -whole band

"damn... i just broke a nail"- duncan

" He was a sk8er boi , she said CU l8er boi" - raine

" welcome to Wal Mart "- Steve

" for our new album we have decided to record it all in gibrish"- whole band

" the truth is I'm not canadian I hail from a land far far away... very similar to candyland... can't tell you the name or I will have to eat you"- Jeremy

dream in japanese · Post by **dream in japanese** » 10/18/2002, 10:02 pm

"word."- raine

" i now only eat goat's feet i hear it does mircles for you're waist line " - duncan

" hahahaha... I tricked all of you i'm really just a dwarf on stlits"- raine

" Billy Bob and I are happily married..." - steve

Xavier870 · Post by **Xavier870** » 10/18/2002, 10:06 pm

"I'm shaving my head." - Jer

nelison · Post by **nelison** » 10/18/2002, 10:10 pm

Raine - "so did you hear the one about the rabi, the priest, and a monk?"

Jer - "It's a fact that 45% of us have a secret desire to be a member of the opposite sex... take me for example..."

Duncan - This one time at Band camp...

Steve - Alone, Alone, I'm thinking why-e-i-e-i-e ya Isn't Raine dead?...

Mike E - Hey Jer... from this angle you can see that chicken wing stain on the back of Raine's pants from 2 weeks ago...

fluttergirl · Post by **fluttergirl** » 10/19/2002, 12:01 am

J-Neli wrote:Steve - Alone, Alone, I'm thinking why-e-i-e-i-e ya Isn't Raine dead?...

"Canada sucks!" - Steve
"no dote!" - Raine
"shut up, you fuckin hoser!" - Steve
"marry me." - Raine
"you're already married, eh?" - Steve
"dammit!" - Raine

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 10/19/2002, 1:57 am

(in response to entire thread) :lol:

Steve (in the infamous ass-gazing picture): What I could do... with that ass....

UltraViolet · Post by **UltraViolet** » 10/19/2002, 4:45 am

joe_canadian wrote:The Coutts Cartel eh? Hey can I join? Please please please?? I can totally take up the role of... me and stuff - duncan

Hey guys I told Duncan about the COUTTS CARTEL tonight. He laughed and said it sounds dangerous. he found it amusing and once again we told Steve about the Mazurites. He is going to look on the CM becaus ewe keep telling him about this. Also we told them(steve and duncan about the Pookie brigade and the Maida mafia. they found it amusing. :love:

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 10/19/2002, 4:49 am

HOLY GOD, GAIL!

Quick, somebody hide the disappearance thread!

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 10/19/2002, 6:06 am

oh, God no!

Quick! Everyone! Let's clean this place up! Mods! Erase all those billion "Holy Fuck I have tickets!" threads...We need to be on our best behaviors! :nod:

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 10/19/2002, 6:12 am

Yes! Make it look like all we discuss in here is philosophy and current affairs! Erase the gropiing threads and the Raine-needs-to-cut-his-mullet threads! Erase the hot girlz/boyz threads! For the love of GOD erase the disappearance thread! And this thread too! Just... erase the whole board! Then they'll surely think highly of us!

:nod:

Oh, but leave the photoshop thread up. That stuff is pure genius.

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 10/19/2002, 6:20 am

Aerin, what do you think of Jean Paul Sartre and existentialism? :mrgreen:

emily · Post by **emily** » 10/19/2002, 6:30 am

can we leave up the picture of jer? i mean the non redone one? its my pride and joy.

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 10/19/2002, 6:36 am

Nietzche is peachy
but Sartre is smarter.

Yeah, you gotta love Ogden Nash. Or was that from the Simpsons? Or both?

Oh, geez, I'm not good at actually thinking about stuff.

Just go listen to this I'm with whatever he said. :nod: