Things OLP would never say...

fluttergirl · Post by **fluttergirl** » 10/15/2002, 11:28 pm

"I'm a fucking troll and two shades shy of tone deaf. Why are all these girls wanting to jump on my scrawny bod?" - Raine

"I'm tired of being a drummer. I think I'll quit the band and go work at McDonald's." - Jer

"Raine thinks he's a sexy bitch, but I'M the REAL sexy bitch in this band. I think I'll kill him in his sleep and take over as vocalist." - Duncan

"OLP sucks. I wish I had been picked by Limp Bizkit as guitarist instead of this lame-ass band. My talent, and youth, is being wasted." - Steve

"Steve is one sexy bitch. I wish I had picked him up before Raine did." - Mike

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what are some other things we'll NEVER hear the guys say?

dumbandjaded13 · Post by **dumbandjaded13** » 10/16/2002, 12:19 am

"dude, we should get Yanni to play with us, maybe he could add in a part on Supermans Dead"

"this song is about.... Goats... Saudia Arabian Goats with blue hair... "

"so the other weekend Matt Good was at my place chillin and..."

"so the other weekend, we were at Matt Good's place chillin and..." :lol:

"forget guitars, lets go to bagpipes and accordians"

"Black, i hate the color black, Im never going to wear it EVER again"

personally, i love black

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 10/16/2002, 12:59 am

"Duncan, do you think these granny undies make my ass look fat?"
"Yeah, kinda. But those black outfits you wear are very slimming."

"Think it's about time we changed our name to Nibblers of the Underworld?"
"For the last time, Jer, NO!"

"So, I was thinking. Now that Mike's gone, why don't you change your name back to Michael? I mean, you gotta admit, 'Raine' is pretty womanly."
"What are you implying, Steve?"
"Huh? Oh, nothing, only that you might want to..."
"I'll kick your ass if you were implying what I think you were implying!"
"No, I just meant..."
"I'm ALL MAN! You got that?!"
"Um, yes sir."

"Canada sucks."

fluttergirl · Post by **fluttergirl** » 10/16/2002, 4:54 am

"Billy Corgan is right... we DO sound like we're rehashing Siamese Dream."

"I'm tired of being a wildly popular and talented musician. I'm gonna go shack up with Al, because he's one sexy bitch." - Raine

"Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and get scared, but I have to pee really bad, so Raine will have to get up and hold my hand while I go to the bathroom, because, like, everyone knows that tour buses have evil midgets who hide everywhere and try to attack innocent young guitarists while they're trying to take a nocturnal piss." - Steve

"Guys, I'm gonna shave my head!" - Raine

superrgirll · Post by **superrgirll** » 10/16/2002, 9:15 am

I was shocked at how long Raine's hair was at the edge yesterday morning. I didn't think it was that long.

UltraViolet · Post by **UltraViolet** » 10/16/2002, 9:40 am

fluttergirl wrote:"Guys, I'm gonna shave my head!" - Raine

OMG, that reminds me when we saw U2 in Seattle in 1997. BONO came out with his head shaved, completely bald. there were moans from the crowd and he made acomment about growning it back. MY friends and I now say his has some hair plugs because it didn't grow in good. Imagine Raine bald. Then again you still have girls screaming *YOU'RE SO HOT> BALD BUT HOT. :lol:

to add to things they never say.

At a press conference. We decided to do a tour with Avril Lavine as our opener. We need MORE GIRLS in our audience.

Tonight for your listening pleasure we are doing all POLKA versions of our songs.

Everyone knows I was the real talent in the band(arnold lanii-hey wait that was all ready alleged a few years ago.

Free Ham or Turkey when you buy our latest CD(IN USA Only)

Win a free trip to see us perform in the city of your choice as our private roadie( don't tell you that you only are doing the modane jobs roadies do and never see the band.)

THIS WILL BE OUR LAST PERFORMANCE.(O.L.P. -get it) WE HATE ONE ANOTHER AND ARE THROWING IN THE TOWEL.

Okay I know asomeof those are harsh( th elast performance one, but i\this is things they never say right.) :lol:

OLPGoose · Post by **OLPGoose** » 10/16/2002, 12:44 pm

fluttergirl wrote:"Billy Corgan is right... we DO sound like we're rehashing Siamese Dream."

Did Billy Corgan really say that?!?

"i was watching star tv the other day and..."(raine)
"gail wasn't at the show last night"(all)
"why cant raine ever feel ME close...why do the guitarists always get all the action?!?!" :mad:

(duncan)
"ummm...raine, that's not my guitar...."(steve)
"im thinking of going to the salon and having that japanese straightening thing done...straight hair would really accentuate my cheekbones"(jeremy)

bovine · Post by **bovine** » 10/16/2002, 1:07 pm

"...We're gonna play it now because it fuckin' rocks" -Raine

Oh, wait a minute...he did say that. It's just that he (and the rest of the band) always seems so humble and I didn't think that seemed like them. Don't get me wrong, I do agree with him!

:::troy:::

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 10/16/2002, 1:09 pm

^^ Raine did molest duncan before :nod:

I'm pretty sure Gail's got a pic of that..

"Ooo, a little to the left." (steve during birdman)
"3m1n3m 0wnz j00" (a jer post)
"Wow guys, you've got a kickin' message board here. Hey, what's this thread about me disappearing? ....OH DEAR LORD!" (raine on the CM)

Mechanical Thought · Post by **Mechanical Thought** » 10/16/2002, 1:14 pm

Dumb and Jaded · Post by **Dumb and Jaded** » 10/16/2002, 2:28 pm

"Let's go on a Canadian tour, we haven't done that for ahwile, and I think they've waited long enough!..."

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Mechanical Thought · Post by **Mechanical Thought** » 10/16/2002, 2:31 pm

Dumb and Jaded wrote:"Let's go on a Canadian tour, we haven't done that for ahwile, and I think they've waited long enough!..."
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that seems so very true... at least, at the moment it does...

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 10/16/2002, 2:53 pm

"Okay, we're gonna perform a song for you, we've never done this live, but you might have heard of it; it's called 'Kung Foo Fighting'."

lora · Post by **lora** » 10/16/2002, 3:10 pm

that was fucking hilarious. i even laughed out loud.

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 10/16/2002, 5:33 pm

Raine: "All those 12-year olds screaming my name really makes me horny."
Steve: "12-year olds screaming your name makes me horny, too."

"How do you make G-chord again? I forgot."

---I am so bored---

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/16/2002, 7:07 pm

"Hey, I know, let's go party in Burlington!" - Raine

"Sure you can piss on my drums." - Jer

"Read me another, Susan!" - Steve

"They're right, the bassist never DOES get the chicks." - Duncan

"Now that I've rid myself of those losers, I'm free to do a duo with Mel C!" - Mike

Susan · Post by **Susan** » 10/16/2002, 7:11 pm

liam · Post by **liam** » 10/16/2002, 7:23 pm

I should dump my wife and get an indian woman and let her screw up my band - Raine Maida

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 10/16/2002, 8:00 pm

I'm bigger than Jesus baby! - raine
Why yes, I am the Second Coming - mike
Okay, first screaming fan to mosh surf up here and rip my clothes off wins! -raine
Okay, last screaming fan standing gets to see us play! -raine
*anything* -steve in an interview

I know, let's all come out in matching spandex suits and do provocative dance routines while we lipsync to our own music! -jer

bort8 · Post by **bort8** » 10/16/2002, 8:09 pm

"its getting hot in heeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"