The Inappropriate Jokes Thread

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Disclaimer:
This thread is in good fun and no distasteful remarks should be taken to reflect the personal opinions of the joke-tellers in any way. A well-developed, not easily offended sense of humour is recommended.

You have been warned


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What's orange and hangs from a branch in my front yard?

(black text:) I can paint my nigger any colour I want!

[ihatethunderbay]

I got this joke from the movie The Boondock Saints.

So there's a Mexican, a Black guy, and a White guy. They all find a magic lamp.

So the Mexican rubs the jamp and a genie appears, and grants him one wish. His wish is, "I want all my people to be out of America and happy and free and back in Mexico." so POOF. it happens.

The black guy does the same, "I want all my people out of America and to be happy and free and in Africa."

So then the WHite guy goes up. He asks the genie, "So all the Mexicans and Blacks are out of America?" the genie says "yeah."

The white guy thinks, and then answers, "I think I'll have a coke."

[happening fish]

classic ^



Why did Hitler commit suicide?

He saw the gas bill.

[Johnny]

[finding emo]

gas chambers used to kill the jews

[Henrietta]

[Dabekk]

German #1: did you know that Hitler's dog has no nose

German #2: really? how does it smell?

German #1: awful.

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[Axtech]

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^ yeah that pretty much sums up this entire thread

How do you fit 300 jews in a car?
(black)Two in the front, three in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

Wow. That's awful

[Johnny]

sums up the whole thread.

[Axtech]

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