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Lando wrote:Nikki the answer to your question is LICE. You're scratching your head, you better go see a doctor and get something to get rid of it.

Darn it, again?!? *puts everything she owns in sealed plastic baggies and goes to get smelly horrible runny lice shampoo from store*
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Lando, what's the cure for procrastination?
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Josh wrote:why did the vines do a covewr of ms. jackson?


Probably because they are retarded... At least that's what I gathered from listening to them talk and by looking at them.
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dream in Japanese wrote:lando, can we play scrabble together when i get home from work?


Strip scrabble. Yes.
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70 x 7 wrote:Lando, why did my mom mess up the fettucine!?


My guess is she forgot to put on the crock pot. That's a slow cooker by the way. I could be totally off on this one... but that's my guess!
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Dr. J wrote:Lando? Should I?


AbsoFreakingLutely.
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clumsychild_ wrote:Lando, what's the cure for procrastination?


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I have such a problem with this. If I were a character in a Shakespearean play, this would definitely be my tragic flaw.

However, I believe that it's all about changing the pattern of your lifestyle. If you put enough effort into changing one little thing in your life and stick with it, and then gradually build up from there, change another thing etc... and continue to stick with it, you should be able to change your lifestyle to the point where procrastination is just another thing that you have to change. It shouldn't be too hard because you've already stuck with other things, thus kind of overcoming parts of procrastination slowly already so it won't even seem like an obstacle anymore.
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Lando, When can I get my guitar back from the shop?
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This thursday Johnny, but he'll inform you of one other thing you can get changed if you want. It may take longer then...
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lando will i get the job at best buy
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Josh wrote:lando will i get the job at best buy


Josh, I'd like to give you the answer you want, but unfortunately, I think you would have had a better chance if you took the application into the manager personally.

I'm not saying no, but I think you'd get it almost for sure if you would have taken one into them personally!
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my friend did that when the stor was oppening and didn't get in
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That's because it was on opening and they had a high volume of applicants.
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ah i see thank you lando
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does this look like a rash to you?
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Lando, will I have a kickin' time at the Better Than Ezra/Sister Hazel show I'm going to next weekend?
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Lando, why did I get fingerprinted and deported back to Canada yesterday when I tried to fly to Atlanta and visit my boyfriend? :cry:

I really shouldn't have procrastinated on following your greatness advice... then I'd have gotten in. I should probably get on that now. After more Spider Solitaire.
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Lando, when will she learn?
Don't ask questions, just accept it.
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joe_canadian wrote:does this look like a rash to you?


I think it is... but it's just starting. If you leave it, it will go away, but if you scratch it, it's going to spread and become a full out rash. So I'd leave it alone.
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trentm32 wrote:Lando, will I have a kickin' time at the Better Than Ezra/Sister Hazel show I'm going to next weekend?


you better believe it. It will be a night to remember! You'll also meet a very beautiful woman at the concert!
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