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The last time I actually posted something on this board was probably in 2003. So hi, everyone. Again. ha ha.

I really like them, a lot. Download "sad girls." Anyone else hear of them?

degrassi. bwahaha. that show is hilarious. I saw it once and they were going to have sex. and I couldn't stop laughing, because everyone on that show is about 12. Not that I watch it, or anything....

do you know what I'm tallking about? remotely? I don't know why that just popped in my head, but ...

If she's flirting, then it's not your fault. It's not like you're just initiating something. Dating friends sucks. Big time. I say talk to both of them about where they stand with each other, like if it's serious or not. If they seem really close then it's not good to flirt, but if she's doing it ...

I had known about this for months, but we had porno on NTV first period. I didn't get to see it, but it was only for about 3 seconds, and it wasn't even hardcore. I thought they'd actually get some real stuff on there, but that wasn't the case. We also had someone put a fake plastic deer on the roof ...

Seniors 94- took the big boy and put it on the football field. genius.

Oh my. Well. I think I'm out. Tomorrow will be a bad day, as I will be missing bright eyes. But I still have alk3 to look foreward to. You seriously consider it, okay? I'll work on the basement. hehe.

Best senior prank. Ever. Ideas? Past experiences? Current contemplations? Spill it. Nothing is going to far.


(Realize that I'm on the CM and think about what I just said... )

Oh my. This is my basement. I can stop this when I feel appropriate. I hope to god.

I was a barney kid myself. Explains a lot, now that I think about it...

3 girls and 3 guys sleeping in my basement. That would look good, I'm sure.

ah, a weak week at that.


Maybe they wouldn't notice if I brought home 4 guys with me.... You know... Invest in some camouflage or something.... hehe.

Me: Yeah, I'm going to study psych at U of M mom....

My mom: Why Michigan? They have soft water there or something, and it makes your hair look like shit. I don't see why you want to go there, blah blah blah....

Ohio is fine if you don't come in contact with any OSU fans. It's hard to do, but ...

Aw man... I can't... Heh, Jeff wants me to come to Cinci. I can't go anywhere! Dude, just like grab people from school and fill up a car... hehe. you can all sleep in my basement, if lodging is the concern. And tickets are going to sell out soon.....

Yeah. I'm not too persuasive. It's just that ...

Cleveland. Not that far from Detroit, just about 3 hours. It's the night after. Saturday. It's going to be rad, you should come.

Haha. It would be a good story if I found them on the ground. But I actually bought them from the old man at the Giant Eagle Ticketmaster window who kept telling me that there was no such concert. I finally convinced him that there was, and he eventually found it a few minutes later. Pete Yorn is ...

Look at what I picked up at the grocery store today. can't. fucking. wait.

helllll yeesss.

you are most certainly welcome

I wrote a song similar to that the other day. Good.

I wish we had Tim Horton's.