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he must be hanging out a lot with triumph the insult comic dog. they both enjoy cigars! heheee.

Um... it was serious/sarcastic.

And my last thing I wrote wasn't a letter. Or even a joke. It was about society's lack of common sense.

If I had a million dollars, I'd do...nothing.

I love the jump to conclusions mat...

haha.

Um. Not really.

It does have a point.

I am passing on my wisdom as a senior to a freshman in high school. They are benefiting from everything that I have learned. So basically, I am telling them things to do, things not to do. The such.

Dear Freshman scum,

I’m pretty sure that today you are going home, on the bus no less, to complain to your parents about your large amount of homework and how your teacher doesn’t care about how you didn’t understand last week’s lesson at all. I am here to tell you that things do indeed get worse ...

I want a bass.

Will I get one?

No.

Thanks

I have something to share later on, maybe. We had to write a letter to freshman at my school telling them what we wished we had known then that we know now. I might share it later, because it's pretty sarcastic and funny, but I'm not sure if you guys will understand it all.

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid87/p40cef1d10a1fbbd3241b244130d2afaa/fa9d7506.jpg

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By the way... that picture of Raine with boobs is quite possibly the ...

Number one is cute in the roly poly sort of way...

However the cutest puppies ever are cocker spaniels... I want one sooooo much!

I'm taking AP Psych now, but it's really, really hard. My teacher's great though because most people get fours or fives on the exam. But it's HARD.

How is U of M's history program?

I have never been to Michigan before in my life. Haha. I don't really know why I want to go there. I guess it would be super terrific to be in their band (I'm a baton twirler) but out of state tuition looks like HELL to me.

Hey, you visited my Xanga, right? Welcome to the CM. Yeah, out-of ...

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend by the name of Common Sense who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valued lessons as knowing ...

I have never been to Michigan before in my life. Haha. I don't really know why I want to go there. I guess it would be super terrific to be in their band (I'm a baton twirler) but out of state tuition looks like HELL to me.

I'll probably be at Virginia Tech or something.
Maybe College of William ...

It really depends on the look that you are trying to convey. Number one looks kind of Christmas-y and normal. Number two makes you look like you want to stand out. Something of a punk thing, but I really can't say that because a lot of people that aren't of that label would wear it.

I don't make ...

Hehehe! I love watching that movie on TV because the overdubbing kills me...
"FUCK YOU" becomes, "Damn you" Like thats any better.

My brother in law bought my sister the Avril Lavigne CD for Christmas last year... which is funny because HE wanted it and he's a thirty year old black man.

Seriously, I can't stop listening to it. Woooowwwww.

Great stuff, man.

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