Song Game's Second Cousin, Bill

[One-Eye]

We've played this one before, but I'm BORED, so we is playing AGAIN! EVERYBODY DANCE!!

Here's the dilly-oh: There's a list of lyrics from ten random songs! If you know one or more of them, state the title and artist, and replace it with NEW lyrics from ANOTHER random song! And don't go too obscure, or NO ONE will know the song and the game will DIE and I will CRY. Just like this:

Okay, so here goes. (These are pretty damn EASY.)

1. I'm a model, you know what I mean, and I do my little turn on the catwalk!
2. Some boys romance, some boys slow dance, that's alright with me.
3. You wake up late for school and you don't want to go. You ask your mom please, but she still says NO!
4. Wait, don't go so fast, you're missing the moments as they pass.
5. The needles tears a hole, the old familiar sting. Try to kill it all away, but I remember everything.
6. Why do you weep? What are these tears upon your face? Soon you will see, all of your fears will pass away.
7. Hey farmer, farmer, put away your DDT. I don't care about spots on my apples, leave me the birds and the bees please.
8. Your love is thick and it swallowed me whole. You're so much braver than I give you credit for.
9. I quit, I give up, nothing's good enough for anybody else, it seems.
10. There's battle lines being drawn. Nobody's right if everybody's wrong.

Also, I'm Aerin and I'm back from the dead (chillin' at the beach, down at Club Med?). The CM is my bitch. I came back because I missed my bitch.

[nikki4982]

Aww, I wanna play. I know most of those, but I don't wanna come up with new lyrics.

[Tattooed Angels]

welcome back Aerin. , Missed you. How's Seattle?

I only know some songs. YOu say nothing too obscure but not everyone knows every song that others on here listen to. You should just put it to 5 songs or something like that.

[One-Eye]

Oh, I'm not expecting people to know all of them. Just pick out the ones you do!

Seattle's great. I'm moving to Ohio this summer, though. Gah!

And it's nice to see you again too! Remember the days of the Mysterious Disappearance of Raine?

[Henrietta]

I have a feeling that I am going to suck at Bill. But oh well, I DO know one!

1. I'm a model, you know what I mean, and I do my little turn on the catwalk!
2. Some boys romance, some boys slow dance, that's alright with me.
3. You wake up late for school and you don't want to go. You ask your mom please, but she still says NO! Beastie Boys-Fight For Your Right To Party

Back in school they never taught us what we needed to know, like how to deal with despair or someone breaking your heart
4. Wait, don't go so fast, you're missing the moments as they pass.
5. The needles tears a hole, the old familiar sting. Try to kill it all away, but I remember everything.
6. Why do you weep? What are these tears upon your face? Soon you will see, all of your fears will pass away.
7. Hey farmer, farmer, put away your DDT. I don't care about spots on my apples, leave me the birds and the bees please.
8. Your love is thick and it swallowed me whole. You're so much braver than I give you credit for.
9. I quit, I give up, nothing's good enough for anybody else, it seems.
10. There's battle lines being drawn. Nobody's right if everybody's wrong.

[starseed_10]

# 3. Back in school they never taught us what we needed to know, like how to deal with despair or someone breaking your heart - Brand New, 490


1. I'm a model, you know what I mean, and I do my little turn on the catwalk!
2. Some boys romance, some boys slow dance, that's alright with me.
3. Then looking upwards I strained my eyes and tried to tell the difference between shooting stars and satellites
4. Wait, don't go so fast, you're missing the moments as they pass.
5. The needles tears a hole, the old familiar sting. Try to kill it all away, but I remember everything.
6. Why do you weep? What are these tears upon your face? Soon you will see, all of your fears will pass away.
7. Hey farmer, farmer, put away your DDT. I don't care about spots on my apples, leave me the birds and the bees please.
8. Your love is thick and it swallowed me whole. You're so much braver than I give you credit for.
9. I quit, I give up, nothing's good enough for anybody else, it seems.
10. There's battle lines being drawn. Nobody's right if everybody's wrong.

[dream in japanese]

# 3. Then looking upwards I strained my eyes and tried to tell the difference between shooting stars and satellites - death cab for cutie - Passenger Seat




1. I'm a model, you know what I mean, and I do my little turn on the catwalk!
2. Some boys romance, some boys slow dance, that's alright with me.
3. i'll kill him with karate that i learned in Japan
4. Wait, don't go so fast, you're missing the moments as they pass.
5. The needles tears a hole, the old familiar sting. Try to kill it all away, but I remember everything.
6. Why do you weep? What are these tears upon your face? Soon you will see, all of your fears will pass away.
7. Hey farmer, farmer, put away your DDT. I don't care about spots on my apples, leave me the birds and the bees please.
8. Your love is thick and it swallowed me whole. You're so much braver than I give you credit for.
9. I quit, I give up, nothing's good enough for anybody else, it seems.
10. There's battle lines being drawn. Nobody's right if everybody's wrong.

[starseed_10]

i think i know who sings that

don't know the song though....

[modern psychokitty]

1. I'm a model, you know what I mean, and I do my little turn on the catwalk! Right Said Fred, I'm too Sexy

Maybe there's a phase where everyone floats south in never-ending lemonade

2. Some boys romance, some boys slow dance, that's alright with me.
3. Back in school they never taught us what we needed to know, like how to deal with despair or someone breaking your heart Brand New, Seventy times 7 (It shocks me that you would pick a song by Brand New. I just didn't see it coming. :-P)

Get laid by a golf course I never went to, well, it's not a real sport

4. Wait, don't go so fast, you're missing the moments as they pass.
5. The needles tears a hole, the old familiar sting. Try to kill it all away, but I remember everything.
6. Why do you weep? What are these tears upon your face? Soon you will see, all of your fears will pass away.
7. Hey farmer, farmer, put away your DDT. I don't care about spots on my apples, leave me the birds and the bees please.
8. Your love is thick and it swallowed me whole. You're so much braver than I give you credit for. Alanis Morissette, Head over Feet

There is nothing I can't do, when danger calls just know that I am on my way

9. I quit, I give up, nothing's good enough for anybody else, it seems.
10. There's battle lines being drawn. Nobody's right if everybody's wrong.

I'm too lazy for more. And poopy on you if you think any of my replacements are dumb.

[starseed_10]

8. Your love is thick and it swallowed me whole. You're so much braver than I give you credit for. - the Alanis Morissette, head over feet.



1. I'm a model, you know what I mean, and I do my little turn on the catwalk!
2. Some boys romance, some boys slow dance, that's alright with me.
3. i'll kill him with karate that i learned in Japan
4. Wait, don't go so fast, you're missing the moments as they pass.
5. The needles tears a hole, the old familiar sting. Try to kill it all away, but I remember everything.
6. Why do you weep? What are these tears upon your face? Soon you will see, all of your fears will pass away.
7. Hey farmer, farmer, put away your DDT. I don't care about spots on my apples, leave me the birds and the bees please.
8. see above^
9. I quit, I give up, nothing's good enough for anybody else, it seems.
10. There's battle lines being drawn. Nobody's right if everybody's wrong.

[Henrietta]

Really!? Maybe I should change my sig.

[modern psychokitty]

i dunno... they look kinda shocked at the idea.

[Henrietta]

*tries not to be so trandparent*

[thirdhour]

trandparent....is that like a trendy grandparent?

Hey farmer, farmer, put away your DDT. I don't care about spots on my apples, leave me the birds and the bees please. - big yellow taxi, joni mitchell

1. Maybe there's a phase where everyone floats south in never-ending lemonade
2. Some boys romance, some boys slow dance, that's alright with me.
3. i'll kill him with karate that i learned in Japan
4. Wait, don't go so fast, you're missing the moments as they pass.
5. The needles tears a hole, the old familiar sting. Try to kill it all away, but I remember everything.
6. Why do you weep? What are these tears upon your face? Soon you will see, all of your fears will pass away.
7. Your head is humming and it won't go because you don't know
8. There is nothing I can't do, when danger calls just know that I am on my way
9. I quit, I give up, nothing's good enough for anybody else, it seems.
10. There's battle lines being drawn. Nobody's right if everybody's wrong.

[Henrietta]

No Yannic, it's like a typo

[thirdhour]

[Sonya]

4. Wait, don't go so fast, you're missing the moments as they pass. Chantal Kreviazuk - "Time"

1. Maybe there's a phase where everyone floats south in never-ending lemonade
2. Some boys romance, some boys slow dance, that's alright with me.
3. i'll kill him with karate that i learned in Japan
4. It's never too late to be early or to try and maintain some scrap of integrity... i guess
5. The needles tears a hole, the old familiar sting. Try to kill it all away, but I remember everything.
6. Why do you weep? What are these tears upon your face? Soon you will see, all of your fears will pass away.
7. Your head is humming and it won't go because you don't know
8. There is nothing I can't do, when danger calls just know that I am on my way
9. I quit, I give up, nothing's good enough for anybody else, it seems.
10. There's battle lines being drawn. Nobody's right if everybody's wrong.

[buzhwa]

2. Some boys romance, some boys slow dance, that's alright with me. Madonna "Material Girl"


1. Maybe there's a phase where everyone floats south in never-ending lemonade
2. should've done something but I've done it enough, by the way, your hands were shaking, rather waste some time with you
3. i'll kill him with karate that i learned in Japan
4. It's never too late to be early or to try and maintain some scrap of integrity... i guess
5. The needles tears a hole, the old familiar sting. Try to kill it all away, but I remember everything.
6. Why do you weep? What are these tears upon your face? Soon you will see, all of your fears will pass away.
7. Your head is humming and it won't go because you don't know
8. There is nothing I can't do, when danger calls just know that I am on my way
9. I quit, I give up, nothing's good enough for anybody else, it seems.
10. There's battle lines being drawn. Nobody's right if everybody's wrong.

[starseed_10]

2. should've done something but I've done it enough, by the way, your hands were shaking, rather waste some time with you - The Used. Blue and Yellow

1. Maybe there's a phase where everyone floats south in never-ending lemonade
2. What do you do with dynamite and no match to light the fuse?
3. i'll kill him with karate that i learned in Japan
4. It's never too late to be early or to try and maintain some scrap of integrity... i guess
5. The needles tears a hole, the old familiar sting. Try to kill it all away, but I remember everything.
6. Why do you weep? What are these tears upon your face? Soon you will see, all of your fears will pass away.
7. Your head is humming and it won't go because you don't know
8. There is nothing I can't do, when danger calls just know that I am on my way
9. I quit, I give up, nothing's good enough for anybody else, it seems.
10. There's battle lines being drawn. Nobody's right if everybody's wrong.

[ihatethunderbay]

1. Maybe there's a phase where everyone floats south in never-ending lemonade - I Mother Earth, When did you get back from Mars?
Doorways spilling out their sombre light, casting shadows that will raid the night
2. What do you do with dynamite and no match to light the fuse?
3. i'll kill him with karate that i learned in Japan
4. It's never too late to be early or to try and maintain some scrap of integrity... i guess
5. The needles tears a hole, the old familiar sting. Try to kill it all away, but I remember everything.
6. Why do you weep? What are these tears upon your face? Soon you will see, all of your fears will pass away.
7. Your head is humming and it won't go because you don't know
8. There is nothing I can't do, when danger calls just know that I am on my way
9. I quit, I give up, nothing's good enough for anybody else, it seems.
10. There's battle lines being drawn. Nobody's right if everybody's wrong.