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Ya. But people clap and shit. They're happy for ya, ya know?

I saw Fools Gold tonight. Meh. Nothing to get excited about. Both Kate and Matthew have leather faces.

I saw the Spiderwick Chronicles on Thursday. It was pretty good.

myownsatellite wrote:

Henrietta wrote:I saw Jumper last night. I think I lost my virginity when Hayden looked into the screen with those smoky eyes....

Makes me glad I don't have any virginity to lose, because that might be embarrassing...
(not in the sense that being a virgin is embarrassing, in the sense that I'd lost it in public)

and without touching a real man...

Eh, I'm not embarrassed.

I saw Jumper tonight.
I thought it was pretty dumb. Rachel Bilson just made pouty faces at Hayden Christensen the whole time while he brooded about how much he hated Samuel L. Jackson. The ending was corny and sucky.
And we didn't even get any "motherfuck" moments.

I think the only really good character was Diane Lane, although they hardly went into her character at all.

Did the dad die? Did the dude he teamed up with die? What happened to the kid who was in jail for being teleported into the bank vault? Why couldn't he just have killed Samuel L. Jackson? Who the heck was the mother? Why was she such an important figure but only appeared in two scenes? Why were there other jumpers? Why were the paladins after them? What is with that crazy British dude throwing buses and cars all over the place? Does he no longer have any regard for human life? We get basic information but not enough to make the movie compelling. Remember when superheroes were at least worried about preserving life and keeping the property damage down? Apparently not anymore...and they aren't even superheroes! They're just people who can teleport, with bad guys on their asses!

Oh, and it wasn't even an hour and a half long. Our show started at 5:25, there were 20 minutes of previews and we were out before 7.

Stupid.

He's hot. That's all I need.

I saw Stardust tonight. Well I slept through a good portion of it. But I am pretty sure I label it as "weird".

Death Sentence <<< amazing suspense/thriller. I haven't been so excited about a movie in a while.
and i just saw Knocked Up, which was hilarious.

stardust was sweet.
knocked up was pretty boring to me.
i'm seeing be kind rewind on thursday. super pumped.

Random Name wrote:knocked up was pretty boring to me.

Yeah, same here. I really didn't understand the hype.

I thought it was funny but not as funny as everyone made it out to be, as well.

I thought Stardust was crazy. Although I did sleep through 1/3 of it. The ending seemed cool. I want to see Jesse James. Maybe tonight.

i am legend
i liked it muchly
although the science involved made me mad for various reasons

myownsatellite wrote:

Random Name wrote:knocked up was pretty boring to me.

Yeah, same here. I really didn't understand the hype.

i liked it when i first saw it, but it wasn't great. it got better seeing it a second time months later though. It's still not as awesome as Superbad though.

I watched Grandma's Boy for the ?'th time.

i dunno if it counts but transformers: beginnings
twas pretty cool

I didn't like it. There was too much inconsistency with the Movie storyline. The artwork was great; story was good; flow with the Movie was horrible.

it seemed to me to want to create more questions then anything while still giving people the basic background and small tidbits of information that im going to assume will be (or at least should be) answered in the sequel to the movie

I just bought Lonesome Dove

Battlestar Galactica: Razor




Badass.

razor was cool, but i didn't think was a great big deal. it felt less like a movie and more like just a regular episode. except an hour longer.

Just got to see Be Kind Rewind.
Kind of super hilarious. And not in a ... been there done that kind of way. Really fresh and funny. Kind of reminded me of Juno with an raw anti-hollywood feel. Not that its particularly anti-hollywood considering it has huge name actors ripping off huge name movies... but it just has a gritty real feeling. haha. Anyways, I highly recommend it. I thought it was one of the best comedies I have seen in years.

Although.. apparently I was one of the only people laughing in the theater. I just never noticed but the person sitting next to me said that no one laughed until I did. Maybe I just found it extra funny? who knows.