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andrea wrote:(I know what he means) One generation. Allow me to reiterate, from my understanding:

Texan = Not native/born in Texas
TexAn = Native/born in Texas

it's like you've dived into my head and read my mind.

now get out of there, i got naughty things inside my head.

You know what I fucking abhor?

Sleep that provides the exact opposite of refreshment.

Not being able to fall asleep until precisely the hour that will leave you most drained when you wake up. The time that allows you enough sleep as to abolish the energy that kept you fitfully awake for hours before but nowhere near enough for you to, say, act like a human being.

I went to my best friend's fiancee's hen night last night. It was scary. Everyone was loud and kind of lewd and kept complaining cos the stripper didn't totally strip off and wouldn't let them touch him! And the worst thing was that most of the people there were my friend's family (his mum and his aunts).

I ran away at 11 o'clock and came home.

You know whats not pleasant? Waking up to the warm feeling of blood pouring out of ones nose

no way that rules

you know what isn't really fun, going to a family get together and being the youngest one there and everyone is talking in german so you can't understand them so you just sit there for ten hours baking in the sun because you would feel weird wandering around their house alone

Rusty wrote:you know what isn't really fun, going to a family get together and being the youngest one there and everyone is talking in german so you can't understand them so you just sit there for ten hours baking in the sun because you would feel weird wandering around their house alone

that is kind of like what happened at the wedding reception yesterday, I knew no one there so i sat around doing nothing the whole time, but i also called some of my friends.

Family reunions rule.

What are you talking about?!

Actually I think I just have a bad experience. I broke my wrist horribly at the huge family reunion we had.

Clumsy7Thief wrote:Ack, I'm sorry to ask this but Dr. Hobo what was your old user name?? I think I remember you but I dont know...I'm still trying to get caught up after being away.

im sandman

Cass wrote:Sand...?

Cass...?

Old timer?

Fuck. One of my best friends emailed me today and told me she's going to be evicted from her house soon and then she'll be homeless. And after that I probably wont hear from her in a very long time cuz she lives in Seattle. This sucks.

I geuss I'm the only freak who likes family reunions.

Yes you are. I hate my family

I've never been to a family reunion. Probably cuz I like have no family to re-unite...its so small.

i hate it when my family gets together. eveyone there thats remotly close to my age are the same people who made fun of me in the 6th grade. theyre all the exact oppisite of me so i end up sitting between my crazy aunts and trying to make out their slurred language.

i'm the second youngest in my family i only really talk to one of my cousins lol

when a person doesn't reply to your messages, and goes into "away mode" on msn, does that not give you the clue that the person does not want to talk to you. stupid people need to get a clue.

Clumsy7Thief wrote:I've never been to a family reunion. Probably cuz I like have no family to re-unite...its so small.

same deal here. everyone's dead or estranged or just pissed and unforgiving.

I have a sad story from work today.

I was working in the fitting rooms, and a woman comes in with her two daughters. I would estimate that the girls were 3 and 5.
I'm not sure what happened, but the mom all of a sudden said to her 3-year-old daughter "You fucking disgust me, I'm going to beat you so hard when we get home". And by the tone of her voice I believed her threats. And the little girl started crying so silently, it wasn't a loud kid cry. And the mother went "Oh please" and rolled her eyes at her daughter. I made sure to not help that woman out at all. No 3-year-old deserves to be talked to like that. My heart went out to that girl.