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I bought a bikini today.

The last time I wore a bikini was more than 20 years ago :O

Fun times.

The last time I wore a bikini it was two fishes kissing for the top....

Hurray for second degree finger burns!

Hurray for heartbreak!

Wanna swap?

Please

Alright, you go out and hang onto a two hundred degree slab of metal for about five seconds and I'll phone up some ex's.

josh, why did you hold onto a two hundred degree slab of metal for about five seconds?

Because otherwise the filet o' fish might have been late.

you risked buring your fingers for a filet-o-fish? if you did it for a quarter pounder or a big mac, then i could understand.

The big macs and quarter pounders only pose the risk of grease burns, their buns are not pressure steamed on a metal tray such as the one I nearly dropped and thence grabbed.

Good news though, we delivered the goddamn fish on time.

ohh, i understand now. good job delivering the filet o' fish on time.

but what exactly do you mean by on time? is it like pizza delivery where if it's over 30 minutes it's free? or something of that nature.

Kinda. It gets assembled in as fast a time as possible or my boss kicks my ass.

You mean the oily faced 19 year old?

i worked in the dish room once at school and i had to grab the metal trays from the machine with the boiling hot water in them with my bare hands and dump it out, and it kept splashing on my legs and it burnt so much, but i got a free slushy and cookie out of it

I got a free milkshake. Bitch.

5000.

but it was a big cookie, AND it was chocolate chip