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i had a bad experience with rum 'n cokes
it was my first time drinking rum or hard liquor..
i had a wee bit too much of it

lol ah ic, i'm more a white rum drinker

i start singing spanish songs i don't know the words to.

Cancion Del Mariachi

^ personal fav when drunk.

Soy un hombre muy honrado, Que me gusta lo mejor
Las mujeres no me faltan, Ni al dinero, ni el amor.
Jineteando en mi caballo, Por la sierra yo me voy
Las estrellas y la luna, Ellas me dicen donde voy

Ay, ay, ay, ay
Ay, ay, mi amor
Ay, mi morena
De mi corazon

Me gusta tocar guitarra, me gusta cantar el son
Mariachi me acompana, quando canto my cancion.
Me gustan tomar mis copas, aguardiente es lo mejor
Tanbien la tequilla blanca, con cu sal le da sabor.

Ay, ay, ay, ay
Ay, ay, mi amor
Ay, mi morena
De mi corazon

Me gusta tocar guitarra, me gusta cantar el sol
Mariachi me acompana, quando canto my cancion
Me gustan tomar mis copas, aguardiente es lo mejor
Tanbien la tequilla blanca, con cu sal le da sabor

Ay, ay, ay, ay
Ay, ay, mi amor
Ay, mi morena
De mi corazon
Ay, ay, ay, ay
Ay, ay, mi amor
Ay, mi morena
De mi corazooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnn

ooh.... tequila blanca!

That's one of my favorite Spanish songs. Los Lobos actually sing "el tequila" in it, even though it should be "la" - guess they just thought "el" sounded better.

Well, I hate most beer, but I have found a beer that I like: Blue Moon Belgian White. If you get it at a bar, I recommend asking for an orange or lemon slice on the side - makes it yummier. It's a wheat ale, so I guess I just don't like transparent beers.

it really doesn't matter when i sing drunk...i butcher the hell out of it anyway.

comming soon.....Reno's drunken spanish hits including......

Mana's El muelle de San Blas <-- when trying to impress the opposite sex. Ramon Ayala's - Un Puno de tierra <- official beer drinkers anthem
La Fiebre's Borracho de besos <- again, trying to be romantic or something
Alejandro Sanz's Cuando Ladie me ve <- same
another Ramon Ayala jam - Un rinconcito(sp?) del cielo <- i enjoy the classics

as well as several others.

lord help me if i ever lern the lyrics to a Beto Quintanilla song.

Mmmmm drunkenness.......


Yeah so....at our halloween party, we're gonna scare the living HELL outta every car that pulls up the driveway. A friend of mine is gonna lay in the driveway as a car starts to pull up........I'm hoping the majority of the car-loads will just honk at him thinking he's freakin cocked 'ur something.

Then 3 of us are all gonna jump outta the bushes that line each side of the driveway I can't wait, I know I'm gonna be gettin slapped up by every girl getting outta the car "Neil you asshole!" hehehehe

perhaps my one friend (who doesn't handle liquor well) will do another pint of Yaggermeister (in an hour)

and be so cocked that we can draw penises using lipstick all over his face again

good job

hehe last year at our big "fest" up at the same kids house...........I got so damn cocked playing endless amounts of beer pong that I wound up dumping beer on the kid's head (Mr. Yaggermeister) and for no reason

Hehe....he was so smashed he just sat there and smiled, it was sweet.


The kid who's house we're using is like my BEST friend......and the Yaggermeister kid is like #2.

nice

I was so excited that I actually pulled off the winning shot on one of the rounds of beer pong, that I put in my DMX cd and was going right along with him on "Party Up" my friends gotta kick outta it.

My damn partner was playing, but refused to drink......so I drank it all.

ARRGH! Halloween hurry up already..........Neil wants to get some drink on.

As does Caitlin

me too

actually...

party in bethany's room tonight!!!!!!!!
come and join the fun!!!

actually, it's just me and some friends watching a movie and having a few drinks. nothing that spectacular.

but the great thing is that i have a gigantic room that could easily fit ten people in it