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Posted: 6/25/2004, 11:52 am
by Henrietta
My Grandpa told me I'm fat AND touched my butt. Now I am deeply troubled in more ways than one.
Posted: 6/25/2004, 11:57 am
by joe_canadian
Posted: 6/25/2004, 12:01 pm
by Henrietta
Posted: 6/25/2004, 12:29 pm
by Johnny
:O
You're grandpa tought your arse?!
Posted: 6/25/2004, 12:33 pm
by Henrietta
Maybe I was dreaming.
Posted: 6/25/2004, 12:47 pm
by Johnny
Then you sure got some weirdo dreams there lassie!
Posted: 6/25/2004, 3:13 pm
by Rusty
you dreamed your grandpa touched your butt?? thats even worse than him actually doing it, if he had done it, then it could have been said he was having an old person moment, but if you dreamed it, see the resident CM shrink immediatley...we do have one right?
Posted: 6/25/2004, 3:18 pm
by xjsb125
Rusty wrote:you dreamed your grandpa touched your butt?? thats even worse than him actually doing it, if he had done it, then it could have been said he was having an old person moment, but if you dreamed it, see the resident CM shrink immediatley...we do have one right?
Yes, yes we do:
http://www.clumsymonkey.net/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=6644
Posted: 6/25/2004, 3:19 pm
by Henrietta
Noooo, I didn't dream it. It was very real *shudder*
He is 83 though, so I suppose you could call it an old person moment.
I think I need this resident CM shrink anyhow.
Posted: 6/25/2004, 3:26 pm
by joe_canadian
I'm pretty sure most of the men here are intensely jealous.

Posted: 6/25/2004, 3:27 pm
by Henrietta
Yeah you should be, he's one of the few guys that I wouldn't turn around and hit as hard as I possibly could.
Posted: 6/25/2004, 4:05 pm
by Rusty
oooooooh so lando's the CM shrink lol, good for lando, yes anyway i suggest you go and see lando asap, his worldly knowledge will heal you and make you feel better

Posted: 6/25/2004, 4:15 pm
by Johnny
I baked some rice krispie squares

Posted: 6/25/2004, 4:22 pm
by nikki4982
Rusty wrote:and whatever happened to nikki??

I was missed in my 3 day absence?!? Actually, I think it was only 2 technically.
I went down the shore with my mom to my grandparents place.

I do that lots during the summer... so if I disappear for a few days, that's usually where I am.

Posted: 6/25/2004, 4:36 pm
by lemonphile4
70x7 wrote:My Grandpa told me I'm fat AND touched my butt. Now I am deeply troubled in more ways than one.
Is this the same grandpa that doesn't know your name?
Posted: 6/25/2004, 4:51 pm
by xoNoDoubt69
i don't think i can take my parents anymore. it hurts too much

Posted: 6/25/2004, 5:32 pm
by Johnny
So my old friend Jade wants to see me at 8pm tonight.

To go or not to go? *super ponders*

Posted: 6/25/2004, 6:02 pm
by superrgirll
she wants you. i say go.
Posted: 6/25/2004, 6:04 pm
by Sufjan Stevens
If she's a girl, go. You could nail her.
Posted: 6/25/2004, 6:19 pm
by Rusty
i just say go it will be fun