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People say that I look older. Doesnt bother me though

almost everyone guesses my age at 23.

not just "old", specifically 23.

eh.

:O

it's time for your biweekly haunting Melissa.

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! *runs away*

Friends suck, nuff said

Dodgeball Rocked.

I bent back a fingernail and then it split down the middle.

is it contagious?

what? a split fingernail?

yes

man, I am bloody bored right now!

superrgirll wrote:if one more person says i look like i'm 14, they're getting a fist to the face.

what exactly does a 20 year old female do in order to look 20, and not 14? please. i need all the help i can get.

Whoo, that's the exact age everyone seems to think I am, too. Go us.

I'd also like the secret of looking older. Maybe if I wore makeup... but that's just way too much work. Bah.

The worst is when I'm out with my boyfriend and the waitress or waiter talk to him about the wine list or whatever and completely ignore me. Not that I drink, but it makes me feel like I'm 10 years old.

Oh man...Dodgeball was great.

Did you stay for the end part? with the song....(If you didn't I'm trying not to give anything away)

ooh i wanna see it

Random Name wrote:Did you stay for the end part? with the song....(If you didn't I'm trying not to give anything away)

i thought i'd never have to hear that song again. guess not...


it was a pretty decent movie though.

I was visiting my parents a few weeks ago and this woman my mom knows asked me what I was doing this summer. "I'm going to school," I said.
"Oh, like summer school? What grade are you in? 11?"
"No, I'm starting my third year in college."

But when I wear a business suit, people think I'm around 25. Go figure.

I didn't stay!

Dang it.

well, my employer has thoroughly slapped me with its dick.