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Posted: **6/13/2004, 8:24 pm**

Cheerios

Posted: **6/13/2004, 8:41 pm**

I got slightly sunburned last week and thought, "I don't have to put any moisturizer on- I'm barely pink."

And now the bastard is peeling. :mad:

Posted: **6/13/2004, 8:58 pm**

umm i don't have a girlfriend, but i know a girl who'd be really mad if she heard me say that

-mitch hedberg

lol its funny cause now i do know a girl who'd be mad if she heard me say that. :lol:

Posted: **6/13/2004, 10:06 pm**

clumsychild_ wrote:
Rufus Wainwright wrote:Requiem For A Dream

Amazing movie.

it was pretty good, i liked it.

then my parents wanted to see it, so i handed it over and ducked for cover. :lol:

Posted: **6/13/2004, 10:29 pm**

My head hurts.

Posted: **6/13/2004, 10:30 pm**

So I was sitting down on a bench and accidently closed my CD player on my genitals.

Posted: **6/13/2004, 10:50 pm**

How in the blue hell did you do that?

Posted: **6/14/2004, 12:52 am**

hpdfk wrote:So I was sitting down on a bench and accidently closed my CD player on my genitals.

did you then hit play?

Posted: **6/14/2004, 1:02 am**

If only cd players could play genitals.

I went and played in the park today, it was fun. And now the week is starting again, it's just not fair.

Posted: **6/14/2004, 7:24 am**

^^

I dunno. I was in my lap and I guess it was at the right angle. Got a nasty nip I did.

And If I pressed play, I probably would have ended up with a friction burn.

Posted: **6/14/2004, 7:25 am**

i did it all for the nookie

Posted: **6/14/2004, 7:33 am**

Exam this afternoon.

Studying right now.

Either my brain's getting larger, or my skull is shrinking.

I fear the truth may be found in the latter.

Posted: **6/14/2004, 7:39 am**

good luck!!

Hopefully your finals are like my finals where they're not too hard!

Posted: **6/14/2004, 9:23 am**

I am the coolest person in the world.

I was listening to Yanni last night. :thumbs:

Posted: **6/14/2004, 9:25 am**

That's horrible........Yanni is whack! haha

Posted: **6/14/2004, 9:47 am**

i need to start listening to Yanni

Posted: **6/14/2004, 9:50 am**

Yanni is cool, yo!

Posted: **6/14/2004, 10:33 am**

i did it all for the nookie/

I remember when that song came out. It was playing over and over when I was trying to learn my running back tuck at cheerleading camp. Fell on my head over and over...

Posted: **6/14/2004, 12:20 pm**

So I slept walked last night and I woke up on the toilet. :wtf:

Posted: **6/14/2004, 12:22 pm**

Special Agent Backflip :O

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