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Posted: 4/5/2006, 12:54 pm
by starvingeyes
Image
and then i ate the bowl!

Posted: 4/5/2006, 3:21 pm
by Lando
Kathy14 wrote:Gee, thanks for pointing that out Lando. I was enjoying the "your teeth look great" until you came along!

;)


Um... uh... the rest of them look great? *cowers and backs away slowly*

Posted: 4/5/2006, 5:52 pm
by its4am_isanybodyhome
starvingeyes wrote:Image
and then i ate the bowl!


what's your first name/previous username?

Posted: 4/5/2006, 7:28 pm
by Lando
Ron Howard.

Posted: 4/5/2006, 8:39 pm
by closeyoureyes
starvingeyes wrote:Image
and then i ate the bowl!

you're too cute
and the allowable 2 inches taller than me
lets date, except since we both aren't into relationships as much.. lets _.

Posted: 4/6/2006, 1:11 am
by I AM ME
Wow i need some tips.

Posted: 4/6/2006, 1:40 pm
by starvingeyes
uh my first username on this board was "prime time fool" but i've been a lot of things, most recently maninuniform, if i recall correctly.

anyways everybody knows me! i'm chris, the guy who starts all the trouble.

and one more just cuz i'm vain:

Image

omg, look at his black hair and swept bangs and omg he is so emo, what a fag i bet he cries at night and hates his parents.

Posted: 4/6/2006, 1:42 pm
by starvingeyes
oh and i HAVE to post the pic of me sniffing the bloody tampon:
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before you ask, yes of course i was drunk. and i had to see if it was real. it was. :(

Posted: 4/6/2006, 1:45 pm
by Soozy
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Posted: 4/6/2006, 1:49 pm
by starvingeyes
yes, exactly.

Posted: 4/6/2006, 1:53 pm
by Johnny
Dude!. :wtf:

Posted: 4/6/2006, 2:02 pm
by starvingeyes
that picture totally sums up the reasons why i <3 the strathcona hotel

Posted: 4/6/2006, 3:03 pm
by Johnny
Isnt that place a dump?

Posted: 4/6/2006, 3:22 pm
by Kathy
:eek:

Posted: 4/6/2006, 3:29 pm
by starvingeyes
Chanandler Bong wrote:Isnt that place a dump?


well, i'll ask you to please, consider the following:

there was an apparently used tampon on the floor of the bar.
now, using your deductive reasoning, i'd like you to wager a guess as to whether or not the place is a dump...

it's MORE than just a DUMP! it's easily the SEEDIEST dive north of the cecil in calgary. rooms at the hotel start at $19 a night, you can pay cash.

i fucking LOVE IT. $8.50 a pitcher, all day everyday. sure, it's the shittiest beer you can imagine but that isn't the point. where else are you gonna find all the best looking and coolest people in the city? hahaha.

Posted: 4/6/2006, 3:33 pm
by Johnny
haha. I guess I should read before I hit the post button.

Posted: 4/6/2006, 3:34 pm
by starvingeyes
hahaha well i wasn't trying to imply that in the least, it never hurts.

Posted: 4/6/2006, 3:36 pm
by Johnny
True that.

Posted: 4/6/2006, 3:38 pm
by Johnny
Upon further thought, I think I've been there before.

Posted: 4/6/2006, 4:14 pm
by Kathy
do they rent rooms by the hour?