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If you post on here while you're in the middle of having sex........that's probably the saddest thing I'd ever hear. You'd have to be a "log lay" if that's the case 'ur something.

Ut oh, the drunk thread's messed up. "Page 29 of 28" The drunk people will NEVER figure out how to get to the missing last page.

godamn pages, trying to fuck people up.

nachos and smirnoffs don’tt seegm to mix\x very wel

wow what a night....my suite mate was out of control last night and threw punches at me and my other suit mate. Then he proceeded to ramble on and on about how he wants to die and still claim he was gonna beat us up and shoot us with a gun while my friend held him down for 2 hours. Then there was a huge fight in the hallway and there is blood all over the walls.

Quite the wild night...guess that is what happens when it gets warm and half the campus is hanigng out down by the lake drunk

A bunch of people in my major had a grad party for the four people who are graduating. Well, the four that we know really well. Anyway, I ended up drinking four Smirnoff Raspberry drinks and now I am quite... yeah, drunk.

We were in a barn. Well, they still are. I am in my room.

*such* a lightweight. I was feeling it after two drinks.

PS. I started talking in a Canadian accent after three. yay

treh cloolwers surie do certp uop on me~!

It's interesting how much people's drunken typing skills vary.

clumsychild_ wrote:It's interesting how much people's drunken typing skills vary.

I kept noticing that my typing was messed up, so I'd go back and fix it.

Only 2 days of finals this coming week (Tues. and Wed.) and this punkass bitch is all done for the summer.


Woo hoo.......beer 'n Goldie shots here I come.

My goal is to pass thirty minutes on the "hour of power" by the end of the summer.

Neil down and obey.. wrote:Only 2 days of finals this coming week (Tues. and Wed.) and this punkass bitch is all done for the summer.


Woo hoo.......beer 'n Goldie shots here I come.

My goal is to pass thirty minutes on the "hour of power" by the end of the summer.

man, i have three finals on those days, well technically 2 and a 1/2. possibly two. the teacher was suppose to give us half og the test, but i think he gave us the whole test by accident.

either way i'm so getting plastered over the summer.

Bandalero wrote:neil, i always have an impulse to post on the cm, when i'm pooping, drinking, sexing, studying, peeing, eating, sleeping, sining, and especially when i'm breatheing

Sining? Does that mean when you're doing your trig homework?

(Oh, and it's breathing.)


Neil, I start to feel sick sometimes too. Usually it's just like I'm starting to pick up the stomach flu, and I'm fine the next morning, but the last time I got drunk I woke up with a head cold.

I also find that I get really depressed and close to tears after a while. Then I just curl up next to my boyfriend and put my head in his lap, looking at everyone morosely. I try not to drink without him, cuz I'm a reeeally horny drunk, and drinking games always seem to involve people trying to get me as close to naked as possible. *covers self*

Wow, I really really suck at partying. That's depressing.

nothing wrong with being naked when you're drunk because as far as you know......NOTHING happened

modern psychokitty wrote:

Bandalero wrote:neil, i always have an impulse to post on the cm, when i'm pooping, drinking, sexing, studying, peeing, eating, sleeping, sining, and especially when i'm breatheing

Sining? Does that mean when you're doing your trig homework?

(Oh, and it's breathing.)

sinning, as in the process of commiting sins. one who sins. that kind of stuff.

and i have no time for spelling, why have time for spelling when there's accounting to be learned!

Actually, I somehow combined "sining" and "sinning" in my head, so I had visions of you doing trig during sex.

Glad to hear that it's really accounting.


Neil- I actually don't usually forget anything. Last time some guy congratulated my bf and told him that I was "glorious". (I swear he used that word.) But he was reeeeally hot

perhaps you and your b/f should have more drunken sex then.......it tends to be more wild during that time because your inhibitions decrease

well my last night with my suitemates in oswego and of course im kind of drunk....its been a great year as you guys can see through the many posts in this thread by me...who knows what next year will bring...thanks to anyone who has read any of my drunken rambles kind of like this one b/c you keep the alcohlic in me alive.

May 2-4 next weekend!! Let me hear all the canucks say YEAH! *passes out*

modern psychokitty wrote::lol:

Actually, I somehow combined "sining" and "sinning" in my head, so I had visions of you doing trig during sex.

Glad to hear that it's really accounting.

oh don't you know it. i'm there doing my thing, and while i'm doing it i'm thinking to myself, "hey, i sold 20,000 shares of common stock and recieved $1,200,000. but i don't know the par value of the stock, so i don't know what goes into paid in capital inexcess of par value - common stock" *slaps girl's ass* "yeah, you take that baby, i'm not a double declining depreciation type of guy neither, no ma'am, i'm a straight line guy, so were going to be here a while, giggity giggity gig-it-ty"