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Juno banners flap in downtown Halifax and a local restaurant has even cooked up a special Juno menu, with highlights including Michael Bublé Bubbling Lobster Chowder, Rex Goudie Ribs and Our Lady Peace of Halibut.

Happy Birthday Jess, You Pirate Slut

Matt Good - The Fine Art of Falling Apart:

I walk alone and I
I ride alone and I
I rock myself to sleep
Baby, there ain't enough room in this world
For people like you
And horrors like me

A time of darkness
There lived a girl in a cave in the woods
Disguised as a bee
At night she would fly into the city
Sting the cause
And sting the cost
And she would hover over me
Whispering
We're surfacing
We're surfacing
We're surfacing

I stand alone and I
I fight alone and I
Stay clean by feeling cheap
And baby, there ain't enough room in this world
For perfections like you
And monsters like me

A time of darkness
You will look absurd and you will feel inert
And you will go looking to blame somebody
You see I used to think that I'd get over everything
But everything just got over me

I'm certain of it
You're certain of it
We're certain of it
I'm certain of it

I walk alone and I
I ride alone and you know
That's all right by me
See baby cause
There ain't enough room in this world
For a great, great many things

<a href=”http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Our_Lady_Peace”>Wikipedia: Our Lady Peace (and individual band member bios)</a>

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Pop picker takes the hit and miss out of music making
By Adam Sherwin, Media Correspondent



IT COULD be the death of music or the birth of pop as science. Record companies are using a computer program to predict the mathematical properties of a hit song.
Barely one in ten songs produces a return on its recording and marketing costs. How much easier life would be if a song could be analysed and given a “hit” or “miss” verdict within 20 seconds.



That is the promise made by the creators of Platinum Blue Music Intelligence, a program that claims an 85 per cent accuracy rate, and has predicted smash hits for corporations including Sony BMG and Disney.

Platinum Blue isolates the musical characteristics or “optimal mathematical properties” that are most often found in three million hit songs. Using 30 variables such as tempo, melody and harmony, the program compares a song’s characteristics with those of the hits, and places a song in a “hit cluster”.

Ben Novak, a songwriter from New Zealand, submitted his song Turn Your Car Around to the program and received a hit rating of 761 out of 1,000, similar to Outkast’s award-winning Hey Ya!. It was rated by the program to be similar musically to hits by R Kelly, Jay-Z and Kelly Clarkson. Sony BMG chose the song as a single for Lee Ryan, a former singer with the band Blue. It became a UK Top 20 hit and has reached the Top Five in seven countries.

Producers submit songs to the program before the final mix, and receive feedback, then the song is tweaked accordingly. Singles are sometimes dropped because of the results.

Mike McCready, the chief executive of Platinum Blue, said: “A record company wanted to promote a smooth, British jazz singer to the Norah Jones audience. But the analysis found that the single’s underlying features were closer to the rock bands Aerosmith and Maroon 5. It was not a hit because it confused the target audience.”

Novak credits the program with starting his career but thinks that it could remove individuality from songwriting. He said: “I think if it started telling people to speed things up, or put more ‘E’ and ‘A’ notes in their melodies, then we’d end up with a bunch of music that sounded the same.”

But Mr McCready insists that the program, originally called Hit Song Science, will not result in homogenous music. “It reveals that hit songs don’t have to all sound the same,” he said. “A song can be in the same ‘hit cluster’ as a metal, rap or pop track or even a Beethoven symphony. The program detects deep-lying patterns not apparent to the human ear and says ‘this must be what humans like’.”

Record companies pay £3,500 for analysis of an album.

LIGHT PROGRAM


The hit song program analyses variables such as melody, harmony, tempo, rhythm, pitch, chord progression, fullness of sound, cadence, frequency ranges, texture and timbre of voice

The program will compare songs and rate them; it cannot (as yet) give composers the necessary ingredients to write a hit

According to Platinum Blue, the British charts have a more diverse range of music than their American counterparts. Analysis of 50 years of hits show 62 different British “hit clusters”, compared with 55 in the US

Hit songs demonstrate eternal qualities: the Beatles and Elvis Presley score higher than most contemporary songs

Platinum Blue is not the only company promising to uncover the “DNA” of music. The US Music Genome Project has produced Pandora, a program that can, it claims, provide users with personalised playlists by matching song choices with “genetically” similar tracks

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kerri: "At least we're fucking conscious and not lying naked in our rooms passed out and grabbing our package."
alexandra says:
alex: "Pot is bad for your lungs eh? Well looks like alcohol is bad for your dignity!"

there's some emo version of Hit Me Baby One More Time playing on the radio.

Sarah.stack@gmail.com

oh and jen, was that the Travis version? i wouldn't call that emo.

afealicious wrote:there's some emo version of Hit Me Baby One More Time playing on the radio.

the Fountains of Wayne version!


my paste:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2F3gZ8fJlVE& ... %20peppers