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Kym called!

I'm turning off my speakers.

I believe that makes 50. Do I get an Oskar?

awesome posting batman!

baby_dracula wrote::love: awesome posting batman!

You ruined it. *deletes your post*

of course i did. i destroy things

*bans you from life*

±faninor² wrote:Me!

*saves* That one is SO coming back to haunt you.

±faninor² wrote:

namkablam wrote:<kyks17> Mine is in *cunts* . . .

:O

Oh my god, I completely forgot about that!

Raisin bran.

±faninor² wrote:*bans you from life*

awww...but.....ok. *dies*

±faninor² wrote:*bans you from life*

That's my line, asshole!

it's okay. you can ban me for life.

It's a playboy's dream come true--but gone terribly wrong. While he's hanging with the guys down at the local watering hole, an attractive female about his age swings by. She has "mate with me" written all over her face and the mental capacity of a fly. He makes his move swiftly, lest he lose what could be a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. They embrace and drop to the ground, and then the nightmare begins...

The seductress, while engaged in sex, drives a syringe-like tongue into her mate's head and begins pumping acidic saliva into him. The chemical cocktail melts his insides and, within moments, transforms the bachelor into a giant smoothie--with protein. Then, with a few vigorous slurps, she drains him.

............ah, Canadian Wildlife magazine.

i drew a giraffe at work today and put it as my desktop background on my computer at work. everyone is so jealous.

I wanna see!

How have some of you people managed to post so much?

xjsb125 wrote:

±faninor² wrote:*bans you from life*

That's my line, asshole!

But I've decided that I want to work at Wal-Mart when I grow up!

Matt will be so proud!

*pride*