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we had someone poop in a change room once.

luckily i wasn't around for that.

but the evening staff left the poop covered clothing and chair for the morning staff to deal with. that was nice of them.

I think the scary part about that story is it's not at all an uncommon occurrence. I've heard poop in the changing room stories from quite a few people.

This thread is disturbing.

This is a very nice thread ....
































FOR ME TO POOP ON!!

laurel wrote:we had someone poop in a change room once.

luckily i wasn't around for that.

but the evening staff left the poop covered clothing and chair for the morning staff to deal with. that was nice of them.

My roommate used to work in the campus dining hall and one day she was refilling the soda machines and a group of people was sitting at one of the long tables, and they were laughing really loud. This was not an uncommon thing for the dining hall, especially among freshman, as they are still unjaded by cafeteria food. When one of the cleaners wandered over after they left, they noticed that one of the guys had popped a squat under the table, and that's why they were all laughing.

Yay for doing that in a dining hall >___>;;

I understand poop's funny and all... but... WHAT. IS. WRONG. WITH. PEOPLE.

I just thought of something ...

I'm working right now for Limited Brands which is the company that does Victorias Secret.

If I'm browsing some random site filled with bikini and lingerie babes, whos to say I'm not doing market research?

I supose the line is drawn once I'm looking at pictures of girls pooping in dressing rooms, but still this could be a sweet gig.

Were you planning to watch videos of girls pooping in dressing rooms?

Was gonna ask that when I read his post earlier... decided against it cos I'm not sure I want to know the answer!

that's a good point.

For some odd reason, I am reminded of a certain video involving a cup and two girls.

Or a cake and a girl with gas.

Dude, thats just wrong on so many levels.

Aaaaand 2G1C is actually more appropriate?

No, but hot chicks blasting ass air into cake is just wrong! HOT CHICKS SHOULD NOT BE DOING THAT TO BAKED GOODS!

I'd much rather watch a girl say "you know what I like best? Cake farts." and go to town on that sucker.

Then watch what I will not put in to words on the 2G1C video.

Well you got me beat because I do not have any desire to see a chick rip one into a frosty cake. :S

Just don't go watch the short video at facialfarts.com

I don't even want to know.

myownsatellite wrote:

laurel wrote:we had someone poop in a change room once.

luckily i wasn't around for that.

but the evening staff left the poop covered clothing and chair for the morning staff to deal with. that was nice of them.

My roommate used to work in the campus dining hall and one day she was refilling the soda machines and a group of people was sitting at one of the long tables, and they were laughing really loud. This was not an uncommon thing for the dining hall, especially among freshman, as they are still unjaded by cafeteria food. When one of the cleaners wandered over after they left, they noticed that one of the guys had popped a squat under the table, and that's why they were all laughing.

Yay for doing that in a dining hall >___>;;

two teenage boys were smearing poop on the walls of one of the change rooms when an older gentleman with a cane found them and chased them out. luckily i was in the jewelery department that day and didn't have to deal with it. the old dude was my hero, though.

i'm so glad i'm not in retail anymore. i don't think i could handle it again.