TTYNKAM (TYPDCAA) IV

myownsatellite · Post by **myownsatellite** » 2/16/2009, 3:19 pm

*opens Johnny's eyes for him*

Shanae · Post by **Shanae** » 2/16/2009, 7:48 pm

saman wrote:thanks guys i dunno, i just felt sick to my stomach yesterday. too much junk food, maybe. i do feel better now

Not enough junk food.

Speaking of which... I haven't had enough junk food today!

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 2/16/2009, 9:22 pm

myownsatellite wrote:*opens Johnny's eyes for him*

With what?!

It better be with a double shot of jameson's irish whiskey.

Neil · Post by **Neil** » 2/16/2009, 10:49 pm

Jameson's? What are you sixty?!?!?

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 2/16/2009, 11:50 pm

It's good shit yo.

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 2/16/2009, 11:56 pm

I know this sounds ridiculous and obvious... but when waking up really groggy, splashing some water in your eyes can help. Lord knows I'm no morning person (as many of you know from first hand experience, even :lol:

), but it helps me.

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 2/17/2009, 10:42 am

Or a cold shower, as uncomfortable as that sounds.

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 2/17/2009, 1:28 pm

Haha, some water in the eyes is a lot less painful, I'd think! :lol:

Just thinking about a cold shower makes me cringe.

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 2/17/2009, 1:36 pm

It also takes away horniness too. :nod:

Neil · Post by **Neil** » 2/17/2009, 2:17 pm

I hate cold showers. It can be 100 degrees out and I still hafta take hot showers.

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 2/17/2009, 3:00 pm

Same. I think once in my life was I so overheated that I took a cold one, and I think I may have been sick at the time. And even then, it was cool, not cold.

Shanae · Post by **Shanae** » 2/17/2009, 10:13 pm

Never shave your legs when you're cold. It HURTS!

To wake up I... wait. I don't do anything. I spend the first few hours of my day in a zombie-like mode.

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 2/18/2009, 12:26 am

Ugh yes. Goosebumps + shaving = bad.

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 2/18/2009, 1:04 am

I can tell you I'm the shadow on the sun.

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 2/19/2009, 5:54 pm

More like a smear of poop on a piece of used toilet paper.

Shanae · Post by **Shanae** » 2/19/2009, 7:15 pm

nikki4982 wrote:Ugh yes. Goosebumps + shaving = bad.

Or when your wrist twitches or your hand slips or something when you're shaving. Blood all over.

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 2/19/2009, 11:15 pm

I cut myself real bad the first time I ever shaved. It really is amazing how much blood comes out of a shaving wound.

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 2/20/2009, 12:16 am

I shave with a straight blade.

I am very manly. :nod:

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 2/20/2009, 12:24 am

I remember when you first tried that! I'm shocked you're still alive!!!!

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 2/20/2009, 1:45 am

Darth Wenus wrote:I shave with a straight blade.

I am very manly.

your mom's opinion doesn't count.

she's supposed to make up shit like that to make you feel better.