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Dom should come to my house. I'll make her a cake! With ice cream! My house is an anti-weight loss zone

Man, I sure could go for some cake and ice cream right now. Totally worth the diabetic seizure that would surely ensue.

i totally made a nearly 7 minute phone call to my mom's cell phone at 6:45 am today... cept i didnt... my phone was in my pocket and apparently my pocket misses my mommy
i really really really hope it wasnt at the time i was joking about something and said "yeah.. hi mom?.. yeah so last night.. i went out to a bar.. and sorta got married.. what? why didnt i tell you? i didnt really know... see i went to a bar.. and yeah.. im married!"

(apparently some politicians made a "threat"that any couples who went out to a bar/pub together tonight and werent married would be forcefully married or some such)

Ummm, what?

That's...messed up.

this is also the country where richad gere was charged for kissing an actress (on the cheek)... at an AIDS awareness fundraiser or some such

beautiful liar wrote:Shanae should come to my house. I'll make her a cake! With ice cream! My house is an anti-weight loss zone

Fixed!

...wait... I can't eat ice cream. Curse you, lactose intollerance!

Dr. Hobo wrote:i totally made a nearly 7 minute phone call to my mom's cell phone at 6:45 am today... cept i didnt... my phone was in my pocket and apparently my pocket misses my mommy
i really really really hope it wasnt at the time i was joking about something and said "yeah.. hi mom?.. yeah so last night.. i went out to a bar.. and sorta got married.. what? why didnt i tell you? i didnt really know... see i went to a bar.. and yeah.. im married!"

(apparently some politicians made a "threat"that any couples who went out to a bar/pub together tonight and werent married would be forcefully married or some such)

That's stupid.

But anyway, if that WAS the time when your pocket called your mom, oh what glorious timing!

from what i understand.. she only heard "lots of noise" and "didnt understand anything" .. oh and i left a voicemail.. thankfully she didnt wake up and answer her phone (which is quite possible given she's a weird sleeper.. i'd think she was sleeping and she'd randomly yell at me to go to bed when i was making nachos.. and would specifically mention the nachos... even tho she would not have been able to see WHAT i was doing
nippy was even scared of it!

You know what, I really fucking hate Valentines Day.

I am in pain from my fall. I just got my period this morning. I'm alone, and now I'm crying because my friend is yelling at me because I incorrectly interpreted her tone (in a journal entry that made no sense) and told her I don't understand why she's bitching about her boyfriend buying her a vday present at 11am this morning, at least he cared enough to do it, and at least she has someone who cares about her like that because I sure as hell don't. She is yelling at me because she wasn't talking about her boyfriend and she apparently thought it was funny, wasn't bitching, but I don't know how I'm supposed to get that out of her entry, and now she's edited her post to be a bitch and make fun of me for misreading it and all I want is to not be in pain anymore and not be alone anymore and I don't see how that is too much to ask.

Cheer up!! It's just an overrated holiday to make Hallmark some cash. I'm sure the pain is no fun, but that will go away. In the meantime, tell the doctor you want stronger drugs!

I don't give a shit about the holiday. I just don't think I deserve to be shouted at for a misinterpretation, and I'm so sick of being made to feel like I'm worthless because I'm alone.

I have stronger pain meds. I'm still in pain. It's not going to just go away.

Shanae wrote:

beautiful liar wrote:Shanae should come to my house. I'll make her a cake! With ice cream! My house is an anti-weight loss zone

Fixed!

...wait... I can't eat ice cream. Curse you, lactose intollerance!

well you can just eat the cake then! apparently it's going to be a party!

Megan, I hope you feel better. Being in pain sucks. Being yelled at sucks. But I don't think you're worthless!! *hugs*

If you lived closer I would take you on a dinner-date and you could be my valentine. I might not be your ideal date, but I would buy you chocolates!

Aww, Megan, I know those days. That was a really bitchy thing of her friend to do. If she knows that you read her journal and then goes there to rant about you misinterpreting things, she... well, seems malicious to me.

*Hugs.*

Megan, that blows. *hugs*

Anyway, screw Valentine's Day... it's Weezer Day!!!!



... yeah. I'm REALLY bored/lame.

I fail to see why single people get so depressed about this day.

I don't! I actually enjoy it more as a single person than I did as a couple-person. Such a stupid holiday.

Darth Wenus wrote:I fail to see why single people get so depressed about this day.

When the vast majority of your friends are married/in relationships and you're bombarded with images of happy people in relationships and made to feel like you're worthless because you're alone, the day kind of sucks. It's not hard to understand.

the only good thing about valentine's day is when the leftover chocolates get super cheap the day after. i predict a tummy-ache tomorrow!

tonight is my last nite of working overnight so that overshadows valentines day for me! although, it does suck that my last nite i am working with the evil supervisor and my worse employee ever!