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Alf? You're all so behind the times. People call me Jen now. It's hip and trendy.

Thank you Annie, for being hip and trendy, unlike the rest of you woeful social underdogs.

How are you all? I'm great thanks for asking!

When did Alf become uncool?

alf was never cool! :O

Alf is back!
And in pog form!

Alf is always cool. This is why I have all the seasons on DVD.

afealicious wrote:Alf? You're all so behind the times. People call me Jen now. It's hip and trendy.

Thank you Annie, for being hip and trendy, unlike the rest of you woeful social underdogs.

How are you all? I'm great thanks for asking!

ive been calling you alf since you were like.. on here... and possibly on the hub as well, i forget.. either way tho.. ive always called you alf

i just made killer lasagna. soooo good

I wish I had killer lasagna.
unless you mean its murderous. that would be dangerous.

haha no, murderous lasagna wouldn't be good. fortunately, this one's the figurative type of killer lasagna

If it hasn't left a body count what about casualties?

Does it take any prisoners?

Could this lasagna be considered a Weapon of Mass Destruction?

This lasagna is clearly a sociapath.

And you thought Cat Stevens was a flight risk

Well, he's obviously a terrorist.

A body count and casualties are the same thing.

Actually casualty and body count not the same. Casualty does not necessarily mean death: it also includes injury.

Oh dear, I've been dreading this for 17 years.




I think my cat is near death and I don't know how much longer she'll be around.

I'm depressed.

She's gone.

Sorry to hear that, Johnny.

Aww Johnny. *hugs tight*