sandman wrote:i tried blonde once it ended up orange i got made fun of by a stripper my friends and i went out to play pool.. we did.. then they decided to go the strip club.. the stripper saw my hair and laughed at me.. while on stage... she stopped her show to point and laugh at me
Wow, that's the lowest of low. I mean, a lady that gets paid to get naked and spread her legs in front of you laughs at you. Wow, man, I am sorry. I mean, not even I have been laughed at my a stripper. Kissed? Yes. Molested? Sure thing. But laughed at, I most certainly have not been.
i was molested too .. that night and worst on my bday.. i dont mind that.. well i do.. i dont like to be whipped.. but the laughing thing.. yeah.. that wasnt cool
sandman wrote:i tried blonde once it ended up orange i got made fun of by a stripper my friends and i went out to play pool.. we did.. then they decided to go the strip club.. the stripper saw my hair and laughed at me.. while on stage... she stopped her show to point and laugh at me
here's a great comeback.......oh yeah...well your snatch looks like a well used weathered catcher's mitt. BITCH! works everytime!
Whenever death may surprise us, let it be welcome if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road. my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load. gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
Jeni, don't mind Matt... he's been a real horn-dog lately.
<table><tr><td>~ Nikki Edwards Queen of the Harpies <img src="../phpBB2/files/queen_of_harpies.gif" align="texttop"></td><td><font color="orange">President of the Pookie Brigade</font> "If you put those on the internet, I'll kill you guys!" - Jer</td></tr></table>
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<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us, above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>
<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>
sandman wrote::lol: i dont plan on going to that one ever again or any of em ever again so yeah
but i'll keep that in mind
if for some reason there's a naked woman punkng your ass, keep it in mind. Greatest comeback EVA!!!!
Whenever death may surprise us, let it be welcome if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road. my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load. gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
<table><tr><td>~ Nikki Edwards Queen of the Harpies <img src="../phpBB2/files/queen_of_harpies.gif" align="texttop"></td><td><font color="orange">President of the Pookie Brigade</font> "If you put those on the internet, I'll kill you guys!" - Jer</td></tr></table>
<center><img src="../phpBB2/files/squiggle.gif">
<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us, above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>
<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>
Thank you all so much. I do appreciate the compliement. I've lost 30 pounds lately Im very appreciative when its noticed. Thank you matt and lando And Nikki
You look very good, Jeni I wish I had that much ambition, to lose thirty pounds! I lost 20 about a couple moths ago, but I could definately do more. How did you do it?
Wow, how did you guys loose that weight? Im really aiming to lose 5 lbs, but im finding it really hard, what did u do?
!-¤M.a.r.i.s.s.a¤-! Guy: Her locker's down the hall, I've counted 17 from mine.
Girl: Does he see me? Does he even know that I'm close by?
Guy: We're in the hallway, always at half past nine.
Girl: Would he ever get to know me? Would he take the time?
[glow=brown]...Back in school they never taught us what we needed to know like how to deal with despair or someone breaking your heart...[/glow]
It's not about losing it really. It's about keeping it off. Slight fluctuations are normal, of course, but it's important not to yo-yo diet. That's how I fucked my metabolism up.
Starving yourself is definitely not the way to go. I starved myself cutting weight for wrestling in high school, and now I can't get up to a normal weight for my height. Starving yourself is the absolute worst thing anyone can do to lose weight, it messes all kinds of stuff up in you. Cutting back your carb intake is a great solution. Also cutting out soft drinks, and changing the way some foods are cooked will help you lose weight too.
<nam_kablam> I'll be naked holding a ":O" sign while pumping their door
Jeni worked hard to look super duper pretty. I'm sure she appeciates the compliment. 
Im very appreciative when its noticed. Thank you matt and lando 
