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Posted: 2/1/2006, 6:33 am
by nikki4982
[quote="FrankTheRabidBunny"]

^ woah. It's been almost half a day. :lol:

Posted: 2/1/2006, 1:02 pm
by beautiful liar
Fact: The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds.

Posted: 2/1/2006, 9:00 pm
by afealicious

Posted: 2/1/2006, 9:16 pm
by thirdhour
starseed_10 wrote:i know!
the best part is that's actually what it sounds like somehow

Posted: 2/1/2006, 9:22 pm
by Waiting to Exist
(8:49:22 PM) cithlene: Dunno.

Posted: 2/1/2006, 10:25 pm
by afealicious

Posted: 2/1/2006, 10:28 pm
by Waiting to Exist

Posted: 2/1/2006, 10:33 pm
by afealicious
HAHA! JENNINGTON!

Posted: 2/1/2006, 10:34 pm
by thirdhour
=ANT= says:
harley says he misses you

Posted: 2/1/2006, 10:55 pm
by thirdhour
R&B

To put it simply, its the black man's emo music. Take usher for instance, hes always bitchin about some lost girlfriend. Now take yellowcard, they bitch about some lost girlfriend too. Now, it all makes sense doesnt it? Its just taht this emo doesnt have guitars, usually.

Yellowcard = Usher - Guitars and whiny voice.

Posted: 2/1/2006, 10:59 pm
by thirdhour
yellowcard

Another dime-a-dozen band who's primary goal is to cheat people into believing that they are remotely original for having a not-so-common instrument on stage.

Guy 1
"Hey, that band yellowcard is great because they have an amazing concept. Get this, not only do they have guitar, bass, and drums...they have a VIOLIN."

Guy 2
"Yeah, but, Flogging Molly has a Violin. Led Zeppelin had a morocan string quartet for Kashmir. Likewise with the Beatles on numerous songs. Even The Who at the end of Baba O'riley."

Guy 1
"Yeah, but can their violinist play ocean avenue?"


I am so cheating with this, just finding funny things to copy and paste in this thread. :lol:

Posted: 2/1/2006, 11:03 pm
by afealicious
hanks for joining! Where should we send your free

$50 Banana Republic Gift Card?

Posted: 2/1/2006, 11:08 pm
by thirdhour
sex

A painful activity in which a man, using the stiffest and pointiest part of his pelvic region, repeatedly stabs a female in her crotch until he feels satisfied. Can also take place between two men, in which one male stabs the other in the bum. Lesbian "sex" may be fun and all, but it aint real sex unless there is some sort of stabbling going on, perhaps with a cleverly shaped hand or steel dildo.

Time to have sex, Sally Struthers!

Posted: 2/1/2006, 11:09 pm
by afealicious
^...:uh:

Posted: 2/1/2006, 11:09 pm
by thirdhour
hey, it made me laugh!

Posted: 2/1/2006, 11:11 pm
by don't ask why
i thought sex = love??????? if only for one night.

Posted: 2/1/2006, 11:12 pm
by thirdhour
silly silly lawrence.

Posted: 2/1/2006, 11:14 pm
by don't ask why
foolish thoughts :love:

Posted: 2/1/2006, 11:14 pm
by afealicious
sex sucks.

Posted: 2/1/2006, 11:15 pm
by Hope
thirdhour wrote:R&B

To put it simply, its the black man's emo music. Take usher for instance, hes always bitchin about some lost girlfriend. Now take yellowcard, they bitch about some lost girlfriend too. Now, it all makes sense doesnt it? Its just taht this emo doesnt have guitars, usually.

Yellowcard = Usher - Guitars and whiny voice.




AHAHAHAHAHAH thats frigging hilarious. black man's emo music!!!