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Posted: **1/24/2005, 8:35 pm**

the price is wrong, bitch!

Posted: **1/24/2005, 8:54 pm**

i've gotta go peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

heehee.

Posted: **1/24/2005, 9:44 pm**

it's "KISS Saves Santa!"

Posted: **1/24/2005, 9:45 pm**

Nobody likes you, they're all out without you...HAVING FUN!

Posted: **1/24/2005, 10:56 pm**

My hair is curly

Posted: **1/24/2005, 10:57 pm**

WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THE PUPPY?

Posted: **1/25/2005, 2:12 am**

Posted: **1/25/2005, 5:21 am**

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 56801&rd=1

Posted: **1/25/2005, 6:01 am**

damn, I was going to bid, but then I noticed that to ship him, it will cost me 5 bucks AMERICAN.

Posted: **1/25/2005, 8:18 am**

12 people have already bidded :wtf:

Posted: **1/25/2005, 2:34 pm**

ugh, i think i'm working too hard. i'm editing some stuff for my prof, and the document i'm working on now has the line "only SI units are acceptable" in it. i glanced up at it and thought it said "only sluts are acceptable." oy.

Posted: **1/25/2005, 3:16 pm**

i was going to say something extremely important but i forgot who or what it was.

Posted: **1/25/2005, 4:36 pm**

i once had hopes for the future
but then they died
and i had to bury them
and it was not fun because im lazy and burying stuff is hard work.

Posted: **1/25/2005, 4:37 pm**

There once was a man from Nantucket.

Posted: **1/25/2005, 4:38 pm**

EYES LIKE A SHOWROOM

Posted: **1/25/2005, 5:46 pm**

If your friends don't like it, you can tell them from me...

*cups hand to ear and looks around expectantly*

Posted: **1/25/2005, 6:05 pm**

Chanandler Bong wrote:There once was a man from Nantucket.

Interesting fact: When i was eating lunch in the English hall at school, my friends and i were just reciting this poem, and the millions of versions that finish it.

it was really quite hilarious. :lol:

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose cock was so long, he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
Wiping sperm from his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt, I could Fuck it!"

Posted: **1/25/2005, 6:13 pm**

What's that? You want me to work 12 hours a day for you for the least amount of money you're legally allowed to pay me?
Oh look, I have the answer for you here in the pocket of my $375 jacket... :birdman:

Posted: **1/25/2005, 6:50 pm**

happeningfish wrote:i was going to say something extremely important but i forgot who or what it was.

If it was important and a person, you're referring to me or Colonel Sanders.

Posted: **1/25/2005, 6:52 pm**

you ain't nothing but a girl to me

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