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not all engineers are bad -- they just have stupid amounts of school work which turns them into socially awkward people. i like nerds though

my dad has the best approach when it comes to walking my mom through computer problems "im too busy.. call _______" (usually me because my brother's an asshole and just yells and has zero patience to deal with my mom)

also
i just spent the past nearly 90 mins or so doing that.. my head is jely and feels like its going to explode into 1 billion pieces.

I recently discovered that I need to be completely hammered assed drunk in order to watch, let alone, enjoy a football game.

starseed_10 wrote:

Random Name wrote:

starseed_10 wrote:Hour and 11 minutes late. just sayin'.

Better late than never?

That's hardly a winner's attitude, but what the hell, it's Christmas.

I never said I was winning anything. Also, I'm disowning christmas.

Wanna celebrate wintereenmas with me?
xoxo

Christmas is the best.

So I just spent 8 days at my parents' house where I could sleep uninterrupted until I felt like getting up. I am now back at my apartment where there is a guy who mows the lawn outside my window every morning at 9am. Needless to say, I'd like to go home now please.

Just drop a brick on his head

Random Name wrote:

starseed_10 wrote:

Random Name wrote:

starseed_10 wrote:Hour and 11 minutes late. just sayin'.

Better late than never?

That's hardly a winner's attitude, but what the hell, it's Christmas.

I never said I was winning anything. Also, I'm disowning christmas.

Wanna celebrate wintereenmas with me?
xoxo

theres only 2 festivals that compare with wintereenmas and thats festivus and chrismakkah .. the latter strictly for the name

i, if allowed, would like to celebrate wintereenmas

Kicker774 wrote:Just drop a brick on his head

That would be a great idea, if I had a brick

drop a pillow on his head

Crap Bag wrote:I recently discovered that I need to be completely hammered assed drunk in order to watch, let alone, enjoy a football game.

go riders!

myownsatellite wrote:

Kicker774 wrote:Just drop a brick on his head

That would be a great idea, if I had a brick

Your entire apartment building is made of bricks, there has to be a loose one someplace. Otherwise break out a hammer and chissel. If you put on saftey goggles and have a reflective yellow saftey vest no one will question you.

That takes too much effort. I'm lazy, remember?

planting spring bulbs in a cold november rain sucks. I feel like i was dipped in ice water and exiled to a deep freezer.

im sad
my friends (well shes more like a sister to me but thats besides the point.. shes technically not my sister but i dont care)

let me try that again

one of my sister's dogs died and i can neither spend time with him again or hug jena

stupid lack of teleportation device

Its minus 20 out with a -33 windchill.


And when I went out today, I was tempted to lick the metal railing again but, i decided against it.

Cold wet and drizzly rain here as well.
But I always think of that cold cold windy night I spent in Toronto last Feb to remind myself it could always be worse.

Do you like pina coladas? And getting caught in the rain?

Kicker774 wrote:Cold wet and drizzly rain here as well.
But I always think of that cold cold windy night I spent in Toronto last Feb to remind myself it could always be worse.

Do you mean this past February where we went out hunting for food at 11 at night and ended up drinking chocolate milk for dinner instead since everything was closed and everything that was open wouldn't take credit cards?

Geez. It's still quite warm here. I've barely needed a coat.