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Posted: 1/9/2005, 6:29 pm
by Rusty
No..... keep posting.

Posted: 1/9/2005, 6:30 pm
by Hope
:GASP:
pagebaby!

Posted: 1/9/2005, 6:31 pm
by Rusty
:GASP: I'm a father.

Posted: 1/9/2005, 6:51 pm
by happening fish
Who's the mother? :nikki:

Posted: 1/9/2005, 7:07 pm
by Rusty
I don't know.... Been so many after all :roll:

Posted: 1/9/2005, 7:59 pm
by afealicious
<Yams> humanity would be better off with more fart machines
< afealicious > i want one.
< afealicious > imagine the possibilities
<Yams> *imagines*
<Yams> i'd just set it in a washroom stall and set it off over... and over... and over... and over... and over...
<Yams> and over...
<Yams> and more after that
<Yams> I may even put a brick on one of the buttons
<Rusty> that would be amazing
<Yams> i'll say
<Rusty> if i had one i'd terrorize my english teacher with it
<Rusty> i'd hide many in the class
<Rusty> one in her car
<Rusty> her house
<Rusty> her coat
<Yams> you should tape it to the bottom of her desk
<Rusty> that would be awesome
<Yams> indeed.
< afealicious > what is the composition of a stink bomb? there's a formula isn't there..
<Rusty> yes, yes there is
<Rusty> i'll be damned if i know it though
<Yams> sulfur.. and sulfur.
<Rusty> methane
<Rusty> shouldn't it have methane too?
<Yams> methane is a gas
<Rusty> yeah
< afealicious > methane is in fart
<Rusty> yeah
<Yams> but it disapates
<Rusty> true
<Yams> sulfur can be in powdered form
<Rusty> do you know a fart is acutally comprised of over 150 gases :O
<Yams> I do now..
<Yams> do you know there are like 5,000 chemicals in a cigarette??!??!
<Yams> of course you did
<Rusty> i did
< afealicious > hey hey hey kids, stupid.ca
<Rusty> who you calling stupid?
<Yams> its a big selling poing of not smoking these days
<Rusty> :P
<Rusty> true
<Rusty> it's mostly tar
<Yams> mostly I really have to go
<Rusty> nothing like smoking up a good ole chunk of the road basically
<Yams> cheers
< afealicious > sayonara
<Rusty> later

Posted: 1/10/2005, 1:59 am
by nikki4982
Poot.

Posted: 1/11/2005, 1:40 pm
by clumsychild_
Hot coffee, loose seats.

Posted: 1/11/2005, 4:56 pm
by Johnny
Ive been there.

Posted: 1/11/2005, 6:23 pm
by afealicious
Call one eight hundred two six seven two thousand and one
One eight hundred two six seven two thousand and one
Alaaaaaaaaaarm Force!

Posted: 1/11/2005, 6:38 pm
by gravity
nikki4982 wrote:Poot.
i was gonna say spoot....but this caught my eye

Posted: 1/11/2005, 6:42 pm
by Sonya
afealicious wrote:Call one eight hundred two six seven two thousand and one
One eight hundred two six seven two thousand and one
Alaaaaaaaaaarm Force!


:lol: :lol: :lol:

my friend and i occasionally sing that in the middle of the hallway at lunch. either that or:

Dial one eight six six WOW DEAL!

:lol: :P

Posted: 1/12/2005, 2:49 pm
by afealicious
Sonya wrote:
afealicious wrote:Call one eight hundred two six seven two thousand and one
One eight hundred two six seven two thousand and one
Alaaaaaaaaaarm Force!


:lol: :lol: :lol:

my friend and i occasionally sing that in the middle of the hallway at lunch. either that or:

Dial one eight six six WOW DEAL!

:lol: :P


And get away for less
One eight six six WOW DEAL!

:lol:

loud and bright-sounding jingles do have a way of adhering themselves to one's memory. that's unhealthy. brainwashing. taking over our minds!

*runs around screaming*

Posted: 1/12/2005, 7:32 pm
by afealicious
Some turtles can breathe through their butts.

Posted: 1/12/2005, 8:28 pm
by Sonya
afealicious wrote:loud and bright-sounding jingles do have a way of adhering themselves to one's memory. that's unhealthy. brainwashing. taking over our minds!

*runs around screaming*


:lol: :lol: :lol: ... *dies laughing*


and about that turtle thing...

:wtf:

interesting...

but :wtf:

Posted: 1/12/2005, 8:30 pm
by Sonya
hehe.

my cat's chasing her tail.

Posted: 1/12/2005, 8:39 pm
by afealicious
Sonya wrote:
afealicious wrote:loud and bright-sounding jingles do have a way of adhering themselves to one's memory. that's unhealthy. brainwashing. taking over our minds!

*runs around screaming*


:lol: :lol: :lol: ... *dies laughing*


and about that turtle thing...

:wtf:

interesting...

but :wtf:


here's another one. apparently somewhere in africa there's a type of frog that, if you tap it's bum, it releases fresh water that you can drink.

:lol:

Posted: 1/12/2005, 8:51 pm
by Rusty
:uh: Disturbing.

Posted: 1/12/2005, 8:57 pm
by xoNoDoubt69
lemon chicken!!!!

Posted: 1/12/2005, 10:29 pm
by Johnny
Go Johnny Go Go