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Posted: **1/1/2005, 5:19 pm**

aww.

*sends Jenny some morphine*

Posted: **1/1/2005, 6:32 pm**

grrr. i hate that. i slept 11 hrs last nite and now have a huge headache. i shouldn't be punished for sleep!!!

Posted: **1/1/2005, 7:15 pm**

mmmm morphine :drool:

pity it makes me do this :puke:

Posted: **1/2/2005, 12:18 am**

This site is dead today.

Posted: **1/2/2005, 1:25 am**

YOU're dead today!!

:evil:

Posted: **1/2/2005, 3:22 am**

Where do I aim when I shoot the breeze?

Posted: **1/2/2005, 9:57 am**

You aim for breakable things. The Breeze always lurks around breakable things.

Posted: **1/2/2005, 11:35 am**

nikki4982 wrote:YOU're dead today!!

No I'm not.

Posted: **1/2/2005, 12:55 pm**

You're fired

Posted: **1/2/2005, 3:36 pm**

Can You Hear Me Now?

Posted: **1/2/2005, 3:58 pm**

my head wants to barf at the thought of school.

Posted: **1/2/2005, 5:57 pm**

school wants to barf at the thought of your head

Posted: **1/2/2005, 9:27 pm**

GODDAMMIT, I DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT A FUCKING GAME!!!!!!!!!

LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!!!!!!!

:cuss:

bitch.

Posted: **1/2/2005, 11:04 pm**

writtin on a little package of tomato sauce:

unleash the tomato within!

*snorts, then bursts with laughter*

Posted: **1/3/2005, 3:14 am**

I wish all condiments had funny little sayings on them like that.

Posted: **1/3/2005, 4:38 am**

I have the hugest Mcdonalds craving right now......... i don't even like McDonalds

Posted: **1/3/2005, 7:57 am**

now I do too. Thanks Sean. I'd go and get one if they still made veggieburgers. But they don't. :evil:

Posted: **1/3/2005, 11:38 am**

One is a genius, the other's insane!

Posted: **1/3/2005, 2:18 pm**

Her thumb's on the one and she's dialled ninety-one

Posted: **1/3/2005, 5:35 pm**

AnnieDreams wrote:One is a genius, the other's insane!

They're laboratory mice, their genes have been spliced!

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