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Posted: **9/25/2006, 11:09 pm**

saman wrote:maybe you're being abducted by aliens every night so they can do secret experiments on your elbows.

But I need my elbows! They're ever so useful.

Posted: **9/26/2006, 8:04 am**

i feel so sick :cry:

Posted: **9/26/2006, 12:12 pm**

I am sluffing class. Again. Way to go me.

Posted: **9/28/2006, 10:02 am**

just say skip cass, it sounds so naughty when you say sluff.

Posted: **9/28/2006, 9:12 pm**

But...it's not naughty.

Posted: **9/29/2006, 3:06 am**

yeah but sluff sounds like you're I dunno, sleeping while standing up, or maybe snorting some sort of unknown drug, I know... you're snorting snuffleupagus!

Poor hairy elephant.

Posted: **9/29/2006, 7:53 am**

Weird Canadians.

Posted: **9/29/2006, 3:31 pm**

weird Utes.

Posted: **9/29/2006, 3:36 pm**

I'm no Ute, I'm an Aggie!

Posted: **9/29/2006, 4:50 pm**

So yesterday, I went to go do some laundry, right. And I live in a really small building, only 10 apartments or so, so I didn't bother with shoes as I trucked my dirty socks down the hall. Out of Order. Damn, head back.

Oh. Shit.

Forgot key. Door self locks. Roomie at school (and of course my phone with her number in it is in the apartment.) Concierge at work. Me fucked.

I was locked out of my apartment for SIX HOURS in my bare feet yesterday. Fucking hell, I couldn't even go outside because of the no-shoe thing. Plus I had no money, so I didn't eat anything until 5, when I finally got back in.

Not pleased.

Posted: **9/29/2006, 5:25 pm**

Where have you been all my life? I want to talk to you lady.

Posted: **9/30/2006, 8:58 am**

So, I'm getting married.

Posted: **9/30/2006, 9:10 am**

awwww, yay matt

Posted: **9/30/2006, 9:48 am**

congrats matt!

that sucks yannic

yesterday the garage door got stuck on me so i was trapped inside for a bit but luckily i had my phone on me so i called nikki and she fixed the garage door so i was able to get out! who knows how long i would have been stuck in there if not for my phone!

Posted: **9/30/2006, 10:50 am**

oh wow. congratulations matt!!

Posted: **9/30/2006, 11:01 am**

xjsb125 wrote:So, I'm getting married.

congrats matt!!!!!

Posted: **9/30/2006, 1:55 pm**

you really not need to say that so casually, matt. i read it, and was like "oh, he's getting married, that's nice.." then did a huge double take and it turned into "OH MY GOD, MATT'S GETTING MARRIED, YAY FOR HIM!"

so yeah. yay for you! and your fiancee!

Posted: **9/30/2006, 3:28 pm**

Yay Matt! We demand details.

Posted: **9/30/2006, 3:37 pm**

Matt, you're marrying a girl and not Wal-Mart I hope... because you seem to always be at Wal-Mart...

The girl might get jealous.

Unless she works there too.

Then you're good.

If you're marrying a girl,

Congrats homeslice!

Posted: **9/30/2006, 5:07 pm**

Yay Matt!

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