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Posted: 9/16/2006, 11:53 pm
by Rusty
Which leads me to my next problem. If this "juice" I'm drinking is labelled "strawberry spiral" should I be concerned that the only juice it actually contains is pear juice and some "natural flavour"?

Posted: 9/17/2006, 1:50 am
by Hope
yuck congealed pepsi


my friend sprayed fabreze on my face. boo
at least she didnt puke on me

Posted: 9/17/2006, 9:36 am
by laurel
gross.

there's a very high chance that i will snap on my manager at work today and get fired. i'm willing to start placing bets on the odds.

Posted: 9/17/2006, 4:04 pm
by beautiful liar
i played with swords today!

...my arm hurts.

Posted: 9/17/2006, 8:49 pm
by myownsatellite
Yesterday my friend Brian died in a motorcycle accident.

I'm so sick of losing friends.

Posted: 9/17/2006, 9:07 pm
by beautiful liar
i'm sorry :(

Posted: 9/17/2006, 9:38 pm
by Henrietta
Oh my gosh I am sorry. Motorcycles...scary.

Posted: 9/17/2006, 9:41 pm
by Rusty
Aw Megan *hugs* are you ok? I'm sorry to hear that.

Posted: 9/18/2006, 1:32 am
by Lando
laurel wrote:gross.

there's a very high chance that i will snap on my manager at work today and get fired. i'm willing to start placing bets on the odds.


Don't get fired. Here's what you do, you conspire with a few other trustworthy employees and create some story that you can all tell head office to get the manager fired. Make sure you all tell it the same way.

Some ideas might be:

-She molested an elderly man until he defecated on the floor of the store.
-She was looking at porn on the work computers, but I'm talking "Interspecies erotica" type of porn.
-(You plant stuff from the store in her trunk or the back seat of her car.) And give an eye witness report of her theft.
-You punch one of the other girls at work in the eye and claim the manager did it. (be sure to have the punched girl's approval)
-Get one of the male employees (or even better another female) to cry sexual harassment

I could go on. About the first two, you'd need a reliable old man, probably have to pay him off too. For the porn part, it would be necessary for that stuff to be on the hard drive or in the internet cache too, so someone's going to have to do the dirty work for that one.

Good luck.

Posted: 9/18/2006, 7:10 am
by myownsatellite
Rusty wrote:Aw Megan *hugs* are you ok? I'm sorry to hear that.


I'm okay, I'm just sad, and I can't find any more info other than he crashed his bike into a truck.

Posted: 9/18/2006, 11:59 am
by Random Name
Oh thats terrible. I'm so sorry.
You'll be okay.

Posted: 9/18/2006, 4:19 pm
by laurel
Lando wrote:
laurel wrote:gross.

there's a very high chance that i will snap on my manager at work today and get fired. i'm willing to start placing bets on the odds.


Don't get fired. Here's what you do, you conspire with a few other trustworthy employees and create some story that you can all tell head office to get the manager fired. Make sure you all tell it the same way.

Some ideas might be:

-She molested an elderly man until he defecated on the floor of the store.
-She was looking at porn on the work computers, but I'm talking "Interspecies erotica" type of porn.
-(You plant stuff from the store in her trunk or the back seat of her car.) And give an eye witness report of her theft.
-You punch one of the other girls at work in the eye and claim the manager did it. (be sure to have the punched girl's approval)
-Get one of the male employees (or even better another female) to cry sexual harassment

I could go on. About the first two, you'd need a reliable old man, probably have to pay him off too. For the porn part, it would be necessary for that stuff to be on the hard drive or in the internet cache too, so someone's going to have to do the dirty work for that one.

Good luck.


i'm going to go with the old 'have a talk with the district manager, who adores her' first. knowing it will fail miserably, and not help at all, i plan on using the defecating old man plan of action next, so long as i don't have to be around to clean anything up.

Posted: 9/18/2006, 8:07 pm
by myownsatellite
Random Name wrote:Oh thats terrible. I'm so sorry.
You'll be okay.


:nod:
I'm still waiting on news of the funeral. I'll be taking time off work to go to that, looks like. *sigh*

Posted: 9/18/2006, 8:55 pm
by saman
*hugs megan*

so i stumbled upon the whole lonelygirl15/cassieiswatching drama tonight. it's freaking me out :S

Posted: 9/18/2006, 9:03 pm
by Hope
judgemental people suck.

Posted: 9/19/2006, 8:04 am
by Random Name
whats the lonelygirl15whateverelseyousaid drama about?

Posted: 9/19/2006, 8:15 am
by saman
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lonelygirl15

the reason it was freaking me out was because i started reading the responses to cassieiswatching's videos last night. they're really sinister, and everyone on the forums was like, "zomg don't go anywhere alone cassie will kill you!"

Posted: 9/19/2006, 3:29 pm
by thirdhour
I went to Dawson today. I don`t know why. I was at Concordia, and I knew it was only a few blocks away. I didn`t really expect anything, it just felt weird being so close to something I had heard so much about and not seeing it first hand.

My parents met at Dawson. It`s not in the same building as it was 35 years ago, when they went there, but it`s because of that school that I exist.

Posted: 9/19/2006, 7:38 pm
by Henrietta
That's how I felt about BYU. It didn't hold the same magic for me...

What in the world? Cassie? Lonelygirl15? I have no idea what is going on.

Posted: 9/19/2006, 10:16 pm
by Hope
thirdhour wrote:I went to Dawson today. I don`t know why. I was at Concordia, and I knew it was only a few blocks away. I didn`t really expect anything, it just felt weird being so close to something I had heard so much about and not seeing it first hand.

My parents met at Dawson. It`s not in the same building as it was 35 years ago, when they went there, but it`s because of that school that I exist.


oh wow.